‘No smoking pill’
‘Y formerly department of government efficiency’
‘I thought we were going to contest the result?’
‘Are you quite sure you don’t owe me any rent?’
‘The polling station closed just as I was about to make my mind up’
Jack-o’-lantern’s final resting place: the composter
‘He’s left everything to the cat’s tax lawyer’
‘He started speculating in his sleep’
‘It's not as if I even like cheddar’
‘I’m going to miss it when they stop warning us’
‘It’s not as if America has ever interfered with us’
‘Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?’
‘I got replaced by another clown’
‘Trump university of dance’
‘I think I’ve seen the aurora borealis’
Calling occupants of the fifth planet’s moon
Donation can for international investment
‘If it goes on like this there’ll be nothing left to kill’
‘I hear Boris Johnson’s biography is quite unbelievable’
‘I’ve eliminated myself from watching the Tory party leadership contest’
‘He always wanted to work with micro RNA but his hands were too big’
‘He’s started buying his own clothes’
