That’s partly the point. Use words that accurately describe your evil group to incorrectly describe other groups and all of a sudden the words lose meaning and nobody can call you that anymore. Hooray!

Tbf, I do feel spouses have a duty to hold eachother to a higher standard than friends do. For mutual improvement, growth, etc… And shared ownership/finances is huge. And often raising kids. Marriage is a lot more than just friendship, though that is a massively important part.

In my experience, it’s less PIP and more “let’s schedule daily check-in meetings and please send us hourly updates in Slack.”

The trick is to be overly communicative before it gets to that point and push back on things when you can. People are generally understanding, but watching time pass without having any clue what progress is being made is scary. Especially when there are important deadlines and you have no control over or insight into the project status. Quell those fears without impacting your productivity too much and everyone will be much happier.

A can of beans a day keeps the heart disease away! 🫘

Will someone please give me a step-by-step guide on how to make new friends under 60 and have consistent daily “human experiences” outside of a city center?

I’d love to give up my phone and possibly TV… if it everyone else does too so there are other humans to interact with. Society is in a depressing cath-22 of loneliness.

Though it can’t be impossible. Group hobbies, sports, etc exist. Just gotta pick one and go to meet ups. But phone is so much easier 🤤

This has to be fake… right?

When the human cleans up your vomit and now you have to urgently induce one AGAIN in the exact same spot 😾

You mean for a nanny to gain full custody of his child? Yeah, I’m sure that’ll go over well in court.

Yeah, this is the breaking point 🙄

Too late, I already had the first interdimensional handshake.

Is a line really the shortest distance between two points if I can fold the paper and punch a pencil through it?

It grows next to shrew bars and microbreweries

The article clearly states that the plants aren’t needed, not even to power AI. They’re literally keeping them running purely to pollute and own the libs.

My dog drinks just fine from the creek on the farm he ran off to when I was 7.

Except that reactions count as upvotes, so I don’t think it’d actually be a good way to express disapproval without downvoting.

Back of the envelope it is!

It’s anti-consumer as hell, but is it really enough to keep servicing only to dealerships? Seems like someone can machine a tool head for this in like two seconds, it’s just two prongs. What’s stopping a manufacturer from selling tools for it and individuals/mechanics from buying the tool? Can they patent the tool and not sell it to anyone?

My previous cat was absolutely terrified of the outdoors. She liked looking out of windows, but I walked her 5 feet out the front door once, holding her the entire time. Afterwards, she’d watch that door on alert while sitting with me on the couch rather than nap like she used to. Did that for a month or two at least, maybe longer.

Anecdotal, but sometimes cats and outdoors don’t mix. It’s never a necessity.

The rescue I use makes you sign a contract saying that the cats you adopt will be strictly indoor cats. It’s better for them, too, not just for the environment.

Anywhere from 5 to 7 bananas. Or about 0.01296 football fields.

Police! This one, right here!