Turkish Delight and mint tea please

This is an especially stoned cat

Can he fit if he wants?

Dude! One can tell you are not well acquainted with the female nethers

The one that super pissed me off was ‘you turned 30’ upgrade your health insurance for Spawn! Get all the way in the bin.

A jar of XO and a spoon please

Oooh! I shall investigate. Thanks

That sounds delicious. I’ve always loved the jelly in even a leftover chook.

Machine still being stupid. Mechanic required.

Oh this is mechanical, from about 86. Now about that chicken…

I have rum, dried mint, and tarot cards available. Think they might help?

It works perfectly except having to stop/start with the power switch all of a sudden. Bloody bizarre.

No 😜 reported as common at worksite

My sewing machine is possessed. It’s running without the foot pedal connected!

Would totally smash that

Yelling & threats apparently

It was not. He has also now Glassdoor’d them and declared NOPE so Nevermind

Boyo has a Zoom interview shortly and is not amenable to the suggestion he change out of a t-shirt for a sex toy shop. Hopefully coffee will kick some sense into this.

Present

Fiskars amplify

Brand new sewing shears 😻