How generous of him

I’m up. Yay

Full English breakfast, please

If it makes you feel better, it’s probably me who reimburses you for the cost of those. I pay a ton of hearing aid claims

I’ve done so much work this morning I’m basically cross-eyed. This lunch break is very welcome

Can I have the world’s worst fruit salad?

The forecast is for a pleasantly relaxed work day. Nice

That’s honestly just a striptease in musical form

No

I still have a clear memory of the honeycomb noise from that game

One of the reasons I love the market is that I can, if I don’t buy the extra nice things as well, feed myself for a week for about $30

You’ve done well.

Hey hey hey, I’m doing a market run for the week with fifty whole dollars

Pie In The Sky is great fun.

Regular updates have (of course) been showing up on the Collingwood team subreddit 😂

The books have always been my comfort reads. I’ve recently embarked on them again

I’m not a huge egg person, but I will smash a loafed omelette

Tricki Woo vibes

I made a very nice schnitzel and salad sandwich just now

It is a weirdly charming show. In a horrible way.

Shetland is also good. Based on a series of books by the same author who created Vera - Ann Cleeves - so it might appeal?

I’ve seen that actress play Mrs Bennet in Pride and Prejudice and got…really thrown

It’s Vera Stanhope. Show on ABC