User:Sawblade5
"This website isn't funny, at all. Did you just try to ripoff ED, except G rated with profoundly unfunny people?"
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DANGER Blanking or otherwise vandalising this page can be dangerous. |
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Sawblade5 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
Is your name by chance uhhh <insert name here>? – Heh! Heh! Heh! I'm on Fire! Help Me I'm on Fire!
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This user is real cool[big fat lie] and is from Kansas.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
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More Crap[edit | edit source]
Disclaimer: I know this userpage is crap, but I can not be held responsible for having this user page as crap, even if I wrote the stupid thing. [big fat lie]If your unhappy on being here you can return to the Main Page[big fat lie]
I hope you enjoy my UserPage.[big fat lie] Please fucking don't vandalise it.[big fat lie] By doing so you will be at my mercy here[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] and you fancy edit will be reverted. [Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]
Poll[big fat lie][edit | edit source]
Favorite Pages [big fat lie][edit | edit source]
EPIC FAIL! Fisher Price Mr winkler is GAY feedback nobody cares HowTo:Get Banned Template:cn2[big fat lie] Template:username I am sure it's <insert name here>'s favorite too Template:ad Because I can't get enough useless annoying banner ads here. Peer I don't know why it is a favorite. That asshole keeps reseting my IRC connections Formula Floor The best new racing series out there. Main Page Am I the only one that considers this page on their favorites. Uncyclopedia:Fundraising Do NOT click any links! - No seriously don't Humanity: A Retrospective - Damn you blew it all up. Huff Log Fisher Price 2. - This was funny LMAO. Also check the QDB Entry to see what this article was about.
Created Pages [big fat lie][edit | edit source]
Hijacked Domain Kansas City Royals - as an IP Template:driver Template:User 921 Template:User Feedback Template:Yes or No Hell Yes Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/General - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Attitude - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Computing - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Games - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Groups - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Mental maladies - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Music - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Ninjas - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Nonsensical - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Self-referential - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/War, violence and giant explosions - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Unknown Foreign Content - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!! - Page Split Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101 - Paeg Spilt Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds. - Page Split Template:User likes goats - I also made this template for wikipedia.
Awards[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much][edit | edit source]
“Hard to belive that I get anything at all.”
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See why this unpopular user got banned, and maybe nominate someone you don't like for the same fate![big fat lie] |
I won this at 16:22, 27 October 2007 and was blocked for 1 second by Hinoa
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Useless Gobshite of the Month May 2008 |
Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
Awarded by: SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA 
WH at 17:14, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Awards That I got for voting good [big fat lie][edit | edit source]
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The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out! |
| The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring! |
Awarded by: Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | 
| Talk | Contribs - 00:34, Oct 19
You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!
May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!
Thanks for the vote.
Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template!
Awarded by: Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? at 02:35, 20 October 2007 (UTC)
 You voted... |
Awarded by: Thanks! --Andorin Kato 01:58, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
| A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy... | |
| I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting! |
Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:59, Dec 7
Awarded by: -- 00:49, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
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There you go son!
It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! |
Awarded At: 01:32, 12 January 2008
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The Led Balloon thanks you for helping him to spread awareness of the plight of Ogle. |
| Beware the white stuff! |
Awarded by and at P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Jan 14
THINKER Loves You Award
Hey there Sawblade. A user that kinda snuck up on Uncyc, ready to cut through voting templates with his razor-sharp opinions. Lethal.
Anyway, thank you for your vote in the Writer of the Year competition. From the bottom of my pillow-soft, under-ripened heart, I do so appreciate that you like some of those articles I wrote.
Awarded by: THINKER at 18:57, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
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| You have been emphatically thanked for voting for EPIC FAIL! on VFH. | |
| Due to the nature of the article, your thanks | |
| template has been stolen from the template | |
| that tells people a user has been infinibanned. | |
| EPIC FAIL! |
Awarded by: (sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!
at 17:04, February 4, 2008
| Inorian's ambiguity award | Congratulations! Inorian has given you this template because you did something he either approved of, disapproved of, or doesn't care about. Regardless of why you should be honoured. Inorian has graced you with his ambiguity or apathy.
Whatever. |
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Thanks! Award
For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun!
Awarded by ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 
at 23:52 1 February 2009
I send you wishes of glad tidings... Award
...for your vote on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. Now I must leave and figure out what I am going to do next as not to lose your respect.
Awarded by: Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• at 00:15, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Christmas Cards that I got for 2007[edit | edit source]
None - I wonder?
Christmas Cards that I got for 2008[edit | edit source]
Happy Hanukkah[edit | edit source]
if you're not Jewish, party anyway
Happy Hanukkah from Rabbi Techno
NOW START DRINKING
Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit | edit source]
A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS![edit | edit source]
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Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing. |
| It's a Festivus miracle! |
- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:20, Dec 21
Tis' The Season[edit | edit source]
Io, Saturnalia!- Eat, Drink and treat your masters with disrespect!
Happy Hedonism from the Saturnalicius Princeps
NOW START DRINKING JAGERMEISTER WHILE WEARING UGLY SWEATERS AND SILLY HATS
Treat[edit | edit source]
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Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane! Eat it! NOW!! |
Thank you![edit | edit source]
that was sweet! Merry X-mas to you and yours!
During this season...[edit | edit source]
- Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
13:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Punch![edit | edit source]
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Thanks for the card and Happy Boxing Day!
So that's it for another year... now it's all turkey sandwiches and packing up the presents to sell on ebay. So take advantage of this last day to have the traditional punch-up with your family. |
Whee![edit | edit source]
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--SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 17:32, 26 December 2008 (UTC)
Festive greetings, etc.[edit | edit source]
And thanks for the card. :) --T. (talk) 16:37, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Christmas Cards that I got for 2009[edit | edit source]
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