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Wow. fiasco

All hail Chairman Jimbo! Leader of the egg Revolution!

“QUILz will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. We are the Borg.”
~ The Borg on QUILz

"spine-chilling white fiasco!!!"

~ Tom Osborne on QUILz

“In Soviet Russia, QUILz throws YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on QUILz

“Without a doubt.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on is QUILz a nostril?

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This is not QUILz, and it definitely isn't <insert name here> either.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Male

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UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes .

JoW

This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

♂

This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

This user fears the clowns .

Fox

This user is a furry. And damn well proud of it, too.

This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

NO

This user doesn't care.

This user is a geek.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

…

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

IP

QUILz's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This mathematical user loves pi

This user has been blocked
1 time.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

Gu

This user believes everything they read.

This user is an evil clone of QUILz.

This user spends more time with a penguin

than with a window

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This user is ARR-some!

This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

Uncyclopedia:Babel

typo-X

This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

uk-0

This user does not understand Correct English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

fr-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

ja-0

This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

fur-X

This user only speaks Furry enough to seduce native Furry speakers .

do-X

This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers .

ht-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

css-F

This user got an F in .css and likes their native language better (if they have one).

MW-F

This user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).

java-G

This user does not speak Java and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Java speakers.

perl-0

This user does not understand Perl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

php-G

This user does not speak PHP and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all PHP speakers.

mor-0

This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

pika-X

This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers .

vl-G

This user does not speak Valley girl and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Valley girl speakers.

se-F

This user got an F in Simple English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

rh-F

This user got an F in Random Humour and likes their native language better (if they have one).

sa-4

This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

17-G

This user does not speak 1337 and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all 1337 speakers.

cpp-0

This user does not understand C++ (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ns-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.

lz-E

This user only speaks Lesbian because it was a required course in school.

enl-X

This user only speaks English, but Louder enough to seduce native English, but Louder speakers .

pe-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Plain English.

re-L

Thith uther thpeakth Recondite English with a really thexy lithp.

ru-P

This fucker speaks Русский heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

sc-E

This user only speaks Scrabble because it was a required course in school.

sl-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of sign language.

us-0

This user does not understand American English (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

MS-L

Thith uther thpeakf therr mind wif an awfthully gay lithp.

bu-A

This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.

enr-X

This user only speaks Engrish enough to seduce native Engrish speakers .

QUILz's alter ego[edit | edit source]

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

APOCALYPSE MEOW

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, QUILz also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Name: QUILz
Location: England, UK
Gender: Female

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit | edit source]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit | edit source]

History[edit | edit source]

THIS SPACE HAS BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Oh, and I replaced the image with text, too. OH, and a nicer font aswell.

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Likes and Dislikes[edit | edit source]

Likes[edit | edit source]

The things QUILzy likes

Alot
Furries.
Real, authentic UNIX operating systems.
Kitchen toasters.
Yiff!
Yiff!
Yiff!
Yiff!
Worst 100 Ways to Deliver Bad News
This Guy.
These people.
Blewe is a nice color. Do you know the Muffin Man?

Dislikes[edit | edit source]

The things QUILzy hates
	You \| Your mom \| Linux \| Jimbo Wales \| Wookieepedia \| Microsoft

Dead links
Articles that don't deserve to be featured.
People who dislike things.
Freaks.
Yiff®
Yiff?
This Guy.
These people.
WikiFur.
People

who

annoyingly

misuse

randomly

indented

lists

just

to

piss

me

off.

Fourtune Cookie[edit | edit source]

Words of Wisdom and Advice[edit | edit source]

“It behooves us to avoid archaisms.”
~ Richard M. Stallman

...now available in a fun, easy-to-use portable edition!

From their great moronic ruler[edit | edit source]

“I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.”
~ Gorge W. Bush on Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien

Nobody Cares[edit | edit source]

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Anime kid has face full of octopus, but nobody cares.

Games[edit | edit source]

Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit | edit source]

Rules for Coin Clone Experiment VS[edit | edit source]

75% or 100% heads: 1 win (+1 to total score)
75% or 100% tails: 1 loss (-1 to total score)
50-50: xyzzy (do nothing with total score)
Any coins landing on their side: ∞ wins. (instant win; ignore all other rounds)

Round 1[edit | edit source]

Me		You
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS

Round 2[edit | edit source]

Me		You
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS

Round 3[edit | edit source]

Me		You
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS
TAILS	TAILS	TAILS	TAILS

User:QUILz

Contents

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

QUILz's alter ego[edit | edit source]

Basic User Info[edit | edit source]

Stuff that has naught to do with you[edit | edit source]

Subpages / Other Pages[edit | edit source]

History[edit | edit source]