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“This Guy really needs to get a life.”

~ <insert name here> on Labelord

“Waste of space”

~ User:Tezza27 on Labelord

I Am Teh LABELORD, I PWN @LL LABELS!!!!!![edit | edit source]

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Spoiler warning: Plot spoilers, such as the fact that

Mr. Rogers Pwns Everyone IN The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny,

may follow. Read on at your own discretion.

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Push the baby! This article force pushes infants.

You can help by bolting it to the floor.
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Caution: This page is known to be a frequent Fat Albert feasting area
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Fat Albert has been spotted eating here on several occasions.
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n00biness
Uncyclopedia n00bs
Other n00bs

Okay. i will.

ACHTUNG!!
Sheltered Children who never had pussy and that post on Conservapedia apparently visit here.
Posting of obscenity here is punishable by up to 69 years frozen in carbonite and chemical castration under Ala.Code 743 § 34dd-7-69, a law that doesn't exist or even has jurisdiction over you.
Vandalism is punishable by banishment to the seventh circle of hell under U.C.A. 653 § 69-23-7. We will trace your IP address and end your ability to have kids.
So stop mocking us, liberal dimmercrat scum!

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For those who want the "truth", the patriotic retards at Conservapedia have an article about Stupidity
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise (United Federation of Planets registration number NCC-1701D) finds the content of this page most satisfactory indeed. The gentle, flowing narrative prose contained within this page conjures memories of the smooth skin, supple thighs, and ratty knotted scarlet bush of Dr. Beverly Crusher. Which, if you're Captain Picard is quite a nice thing, I suppose. Speaking personally, that's one of the more revolting mental images of the day, but to each their own.

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This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

Sure Thang Sweetie Pie


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This user likes to use userboxes.
usbx
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user claims all responsibility of useboxes
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this user is a native speaker of userboxes
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Call 1-800-666-6666.
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official
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This userpage is bullshit.
BS
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this user is a user box
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This user is makes uncyclopedia better
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Color
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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this user thinks you should read "Uncyclopedia Userboxes" too
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this user thinks you should read "Userboxitis" too
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Code / Links / Description {{AdminUser3}}
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This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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5
This user has written 5 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user walks down the
left hand path

. Thus, they would be considered evil

by the Catholic Church

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{{User Bright Future}}
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user's IQ is over 111.
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Kill the extremists. Help!
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This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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{{User iamamonarch-en}}
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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{{LlamaRockingChair2}}
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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{{LlamaRockingChair3}}
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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{{LlamaRockingChair4}}
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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{{LlamaRockingChair5}}
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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{{user no gender}}
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This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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{{User Leon Fan}}
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This user is humping
Leon Trotsky's leg.
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{{User Mind reader}}
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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{{User Nietzsche Fan}}
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This user is humping
Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
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{{User Paladin}}
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This user is a paladin .
Hide your demons and undead.
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{{User Poor}}
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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{{user procrastinate}}
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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{{User serviceable-no}}
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No user serviceable parts inside.
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{{User clone|Username}}
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This user is an evil clone of Username.
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{{User Camelot}}
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This user is from Camelot

, and eats ham and jam and spamalot

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{{user notanumber}}
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This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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{{User Asian}}
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{{User CS}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. id2
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{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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{{User shiny}}
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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{{User Official}}
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
official
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{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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{{User shuvel}}
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This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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{{User wizard}}
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This user
is a level 13 Wizard

. They see the fnords

.
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{{User Alien Anteater}}
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This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!
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{{User paint}}
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This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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{{User wants featured|This_page_does_not_exist}}
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This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.
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{{User anon}}
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Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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{{Rent}}
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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{{Blank_rent}}
This space for rent.
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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{{User Euroipods}}
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This user supports the giving away of free iPods .
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{{User EvilClown}}
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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns
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{{NoGoodUserboxes}}
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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.
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{{Random User}}
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{{User random thing}}
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This user is the random cheery operating system that felt their stomach inside of your boats so you must often murder them with a fnurdle.
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{{User random-colors/named}}
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
Color
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{{User diamond}}
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This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User pearl}}
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This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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{{User See}}
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This user can see what you don't!
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{{User Sense}}
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Sense
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{{CuteKiss}}
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Awww... how adorable!
You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


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{{fire}}
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This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
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{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
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Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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{{User:AAA!/Reincarnation|some guy}}
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This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
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{{WTFWTF}}
This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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{{User 921}}
9/21
This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{User Hate Religion}}
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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{{User cabal}}
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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{{Search cabal}}
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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
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{{User CCP}}
中共
This user supports the Communist Party of China , but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
中共
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{{User conspirator}}
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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{{User jimbo}}
JoW
This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
JoW
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{{User Hummingbird}}
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This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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{{User Hall Hero}}
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This user is a member of DiZ's
inner circle. Fear them.
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{{PudgistUser}}
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This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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{{User sinner}}
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This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan .
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{{User Jesus approved}}
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{{User Satan approved}}
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Satan

loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell

shortly.
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{{User subliminal}}
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subliminal!
sub
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{{User pegasus}}
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{{User unicorn}}
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{{User Ouroboros}}
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This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.
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{{User Anti-Huff}}
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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{{User DoF}}
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
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{{FSM Follower}}
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This user be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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{{Reformed}}
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
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{{LoB}}
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This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.
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{{User_denounce_BENSON}}
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This user denounces BENSON.
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{{User_better_than_BENSON}}
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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{{Likes to welcome}}
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This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.
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{{Notan00b}}
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This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.
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{{Puppetmaster}}
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{{Rigist}}
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This user is a proud Rigist.
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{{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}
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This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.
"We're after your children and pets."
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{{User Paranoid}}
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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Attitude[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{User anonymous}}
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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{{Baduser}}
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Bad User
This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
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{{user Geek}}
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This user is a geek.
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{{user cool}}
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This user is cooler than you.
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{{User elite}}
This user is elite.
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{{User ego}}
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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{{User unoffensive}}
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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{{noob friendly}}
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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{{User drill}}
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
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{{User profane}}
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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{{User punch}}
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This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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{{User subliminal}}
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subliminal!
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{{user hate}}
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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{{User n00b}}
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This user is a n00b.
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{{Superlazy}}
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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{{User subliminal}}
sub
subliminal!
sub
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{{Unbestiary}}
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This user has been punished on the UnBestiary.
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{{user untrustworthy}}
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This user should not be trusted.
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{{User Bloodhound Gang Fan}}
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This user puts the you know what in the you know where.
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{{Non-Wikipedian}}
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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{{User Admin control}}
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This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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{{User antisexual}}
Sex
This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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{{User no care}}
NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
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{{User moron}}
This user is a fucking Moron.
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{{UserSexy}}
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
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{{User_wasnt_my_fault}}
hey!
The above wasn't my fault!
hey!
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{{Addicted to video games}}
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{{User racer}}
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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
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{{User Drift}}
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This user can drift and beat D.K.
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Computing[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{FirefoxUser}}
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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{{User dialup}}
Dialing…
Verifying username and password…
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
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{{User lame password}}
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This user has a Really Lame Password . Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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{{F@HUser}}
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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{{F@HUserbox}}
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This user joined the Folding@home Team

, because they give

a damn & so should you.
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{{User OS:Dos}}
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This user contributes using DOS .
C:\>_
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{{LinuxUser}}
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This user supports free operating systems

because they are basically a cheapskate

.
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{{WindowsUser}}
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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{{MacUser}}
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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Countries, Politics and Culture[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{AmericanUser}}
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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{{NonAmericanUser}}
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
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{{Antitexas}}
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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{{User_anti-Communist}}
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This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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{{AzeriUser}}
Azerbaijan
This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!

(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)
Azerbaijan
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{{BelgianUser}}
Belgium
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
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{{CanadianUser2}}
Canada
This user is Canadian
…...and thinks you're a hoser!
Canada
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{{Chileno}}
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This user is Chilean
…and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is.
(Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)
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{{ColombianUser}}
Colombia
This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
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{{CommunistUser}}
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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{{CubanUser}}
Cuba
This user is Cuban
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)
Cuba
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{{CzechoslovakianUser}}
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This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)
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{{EstonianUser}}
Estonia
This user is a crazy Estonian
…who will pwn ya all!!
(List of crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians)
Estonia
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{{IndianUser}}
India
This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Sanskrit and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
India
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{{IrishUser}}
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun

, and believes themselves to be Irish

.
LeprechaunMoon.png
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{{IsraeliUser}}
Israel
This user is Israeli
…along with some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
Israel
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{{User libertarian}}
$$$
This user is a libertarian, so they are way too stoned to hear you complain, fundie!
$$$
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{{NZ User}}
New Zealand
This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
New Zealand
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{{Pieland}}
PIELAND
This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)
PIELAND
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{{PolishUser}}
This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
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{{User Scotland}}
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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin
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{{Straight}}
Straight.jpg
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
Straight.jpg
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{{UKer}}
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer


and wants to steal your country albums for sport.


(British Uncyclopedians)
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{{VietUser}}
Vietnam
This user is Vietnamese
…and is an unwilling commie!
(List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)
Vietnam
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{{User Black}}
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This user is black.
Black man smiling.jpg
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{{MoldovanUser}} Template:MoldovanUser What links here
{{AngolanUser}} What links here
{{IcelandicUser}} What links here

Games[edit | edit source]

These userboxes are oriented towards games. 'Nuff saud.

Code / Links / Description {{User Gamer}}
Mario-lo-res.jpg
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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{{I beat Zork}}
Z
Z
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{{I beat Zork 2}}
Z2
This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
Z2
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{{I beat The Abyss}}
ABYSS
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS
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{{I beat The Abyss twice}}
A x2
This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue

-infested pit we call The Abyss

more than once.
A x2
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{{I can beat The Abyss in my sleep}}
ABYSS x?,???
This user IS The Abyss.
ABYSS x?,???
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{{User Zork Editor}}
Zork
This user edits the Zork trilogy.
Zork
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{{Abyss editor}}
Abyss
This user edits The Abyss.
Abyss
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{{Grueslayer editor}}
Grueslayer.PNG
This user edits Grueslayer .
Grueslayer.PNG
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{{Never too many TAs}}
This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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{{Too many TAs}}
This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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Groups[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{User Anti-Flame}}
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This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
Fireman1.jpg
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{{Frappr user}}
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This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.
Earth.gif
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{{CyberNationUser}} What links here
{{MarreeManUser}}
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This user is a Marree Man . Drongos just became an endangered species.
Marree man greyscale outline.jpg
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{{UnAnnouncerUser}}
UnNews Logo Potato.png
This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
UnNews Logo Potato.png
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{{UnReporterUser}}
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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{{User Pirate}}
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This user is one Jolly Rodger short of a square rigger.
Skullnbones.gif
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{{User Bestiary}}
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This User is a zookeeper at the UnBestiary. Don't mind the smell.
Sugar Glider Attack.jpg
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{{Transformer}}
Transformerlogo.JPG
This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!
Be aware of this user's laser cannon.
Transformerlogo.JPG
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{{User Punished}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.

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{{User Never Punished}}
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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{{User smoker}}
Smoking Sign.gif
This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?
Smoking Sign.gif
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{{User PUTPBAA}}
Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle
This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle
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{{User Vegan}}
Tofu-datasheet-1.jpg
This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
Tofu-datasheet-1.jpg
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{{User Vampire}}
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This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
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{{User Zombie}}
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This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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{{Miser}}
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This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
Investment bonds.jpg
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{{Wheel_Of_Fortune}}
Wheel.jpg
This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
Wheel.jpg
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{{User assassin}}
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
Assassin.JPG
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{{Maddox fan}}
Maddox.gif
This user loves Maddox

.


Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
Maddox.gif
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{{UnMySpace}}
Uncymy.jpg This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

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- {{User:Comrade_Drecksack/Templates/Loser}} {{User NAV}}
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This user is a
Net Authority Violator
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{{User Myspace Bulletin}}
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfactory life unless they forward this userbox to 10 friends.
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Mental maladies[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{User ADD Box}}
Kraspin.gif
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
Kraspin.gif
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{{User clownfear}}
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This user fears the clowns .
Captain-clownheart.jpeg
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{{User Homeless}}
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This user is homeless.
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{{User mad}}
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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{{User No Napoleon}}
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Napoleon4.jpg
What links here Napoléon is a user, but he normally hangs out on the French dÉsencyclopédie
{{User paranoia2}}
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
Face-surprise.svg
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{{User pyro}}
Gefahrensymbol F.png
This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
Gefahrensymbol F.png
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{{User ras}}
RAS
This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
RAS
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{{User Myers-Briggs|ESFP|, really.}}
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This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.
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{{User gullible}}
This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen.
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{{User Bat Fuck Insane}}
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This user is a complete, irredeemable tong. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and jump at a monorail.
Popeeyebeams.jpg
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{{User seizure}}
Bananaseizure.gif
This user will give you a seizure.
Bananaseizure.gif
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{{Templateaddiction}}
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
Nuvola apps important.svg
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{{User ADD}}
Kraspin.gif
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
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{{User_Pedophile}}
Sign11.PNG
This user is a pedophile
As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.
Sign11.PNG
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{{User Killer}}
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This user is a serial killer , and they are standing right behind you!!
Jason vorhees.jpg
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Music[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{bassist}}
Jsbach-bass.jpg
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Jsbach-bass.jpg
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{{Clarinetplayer}}
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This user plays the clarinet, which is very similar to the skin flute.
Military orchestra in front of the Stockholm Palace 01.jpg
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{{drummer}}
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This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
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{{guitarist}}
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Guitar-22px.jpg
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{{pianist}}
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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{{User Musical}}
Musicalnote.gif
This user does it - every night, every day, every possible way.
Musicalnote.gif
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{{User Metalhead}}
\m/
I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
\m/
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{{Addicted to Cowbell}}
Cowbell2.gif
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Cowbell2.gif
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{{No more cowbell}}
This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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{{User Feedback}}
Gnome-speakernotes.png
This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
Gnome-speakernotes.png
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Ninjas[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{user nj}}
nj
This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
nj
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{{user nj3}}
Shuriken.jpg
This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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{{User nj42}}
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg
This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg
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{{No_ninja}}
nonj
This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.
nonj
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{{User Not A Ninja}}
Pink Ninja Gang.jpg
This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
Pink Ninja Gang.jpg
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Nonsensical[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{User aaaa}}
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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{{User meow}}
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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{{user woof}}
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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{{User Dolphin}}
Bottlenose dolphin
Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Bottlenose dolphin
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{{User rot13-N}}
Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
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{{User Pi}} What links here
{{BANANAPHONE}}
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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{{shot web}}
Oops no web copy.JPG
This user does not know how to shot web.
Oops no web copy.JPG
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{{HeadOn}}
Head on.gif
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
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{{Simp}}
simp
This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage!
simp
What links here Note: This template is here because most people who don't like userboxes probably won't have this userbox on his or her userpage anyway.
- {{User:Anotherpongo/User Is Toilet}} {{User It}}
?
Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
?
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{{user sesame}}
Elmo pissed.jpg
This user was brought to you by the letters J, K and the number 13.
Elmo pissed.jpg
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{{User SPARTA}}
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
THIS IS SPARTA!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg
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Self-referential[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{User sdrawkcab}}
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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{{User userbox}}
usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
usbx
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{{Really_like_userboxes}}
Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
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{{REALLY_REALLY_TRULY_LIKE_USERBOXES}}
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
What links here
{{User Uncyclopedia reference}}
Wiki.png
This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
Wiki.png
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{{Userpage Bullshit}}
BS
This userpage is bullshit.
BS
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{{User IP}}
IP
LABELORD's IP is 127.0.0.1.
IP
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{{Inci}} What links here
{{User block|how many}}
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
This user has been blocked
how many times.
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
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- {{User:Berogen/User Invisible}} {{User random-colors}}
Color
This user likes random colored userboxes.
Color
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{{User Not Calm}}
Kid1.gif
This user seriously needs to calm down.
Kid1.gif
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{{Insert_content_here}}
[ insert content here ]
This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
[ insert content here ]
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{{User_duh}}
1+
This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
1+
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{{Elsewhere_on_Internet}}
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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{{User_redundant_Userboxes}}
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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War, violence and giant explosions[edit | edit source]

Code / Links / Description {{User asplode}}
Exploding-head.gif
This user's head A SPLODE.
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{{Edolpsa_resU}}
Exploding-head.gif
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
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{{User ETP}}
ETP
Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
ETP
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{{User ecology-via-killing}}
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
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{{User Essex2}}
Essex girl in fashion.jpg
This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
Essex girl in fashion.jpg
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{{User jihadist}}
US flag.gif
This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of their country.
US flag.gif
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{{user merc}}
Merc.jpg
This user is a Mercenary

, and chooses their own wars

to fight in.
Merc.jpg
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{{user Pillage}}
Gefahrensymbol F.png
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Gefahrensymbol F.png
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{{user Viking}}
DenmarkViking.jpg
This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
DenmarkViking.jpg
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{{Jihadist User}}
Jihad.jpg
This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
Jihad.jpg
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{{User Eye Beams}}
Bjorkbeams.jpg
This user has eye beams.
Bjorkbeams.jpg
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{{User Eye Beams 2}}
Popeeyebeams.jpg
This user has eye beams.
Popeeyebeams.jpg
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{{DieBarneyDie}}
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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{{N00b_r0xx0r_veteran}}
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This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
Leroy.gif
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{{User SCAG}} What links here
{{Grue_Army}}
Grue Jammy.gif
This user has joined The Grue Army
to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
Grue Jammy.gif
What links here Note:Only users who have JOINED can place this on their page.
{{User Sniper}}
Sergeant.PNG
This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
Sergeant.PNG
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{{User_assault_soldier}}
Sergeant.PNG
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun .
Sergeant.PNG
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Unknown Foreign Content[edit | edit source]

These are userboxes in languages of antique lands. They're like those cool tattoos that you get but do not know the meaning of. Use at your own risk.

Code / Links / Description {{User yi-0}}
GOY
This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up.
GOY
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{{User yi-1}}
אױ
This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
אױ
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{{User yi-2}}
אױ װײ
This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn.
אױ װײ
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{{User yi-3}}
אױ געװאַלט
Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already!
אױ געװאַלט
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{{User yi-4}}
אױ װײזמיר
Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
אױ װײזמיר
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{{User yi-5}}
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
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{{User uknownforeigncontent1}}
笨蛋
这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么.
笨蛋
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Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!![edit | edit source]

Code / Example
  • {{Bullet|0}}
bu-0
This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
bu-0

  • {{Bullet|0.5}}
bu-0.5
This user speaks Bullet, but only 9mm.
bu-0.5

  • {{Bullet|1}}
bu-1
This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
bu-1

  • {{Bullet|2}}
bu-2
This user speaks intermediate Bullet and can chamber a new round semi-automatically after each shot.
bu-2

  • {{Bullet|3}}
bu-3
This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
bu-3

  • {{Bullet|4}}
bu-4
This user speaks near-native Bulletand can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
bu-4

  • {{Bullet|A}}
bu-A
This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination.
bu-A

  • {{Bullet|E}}
bu-E
This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.
bu-E

  • {{Bullet|F}}
bu-F
This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet.
bu-F

  • {{Bullet|G}}
bu-G
User opposes the use of Bullet.
bu-G

  • {{Bullet|L}}
bu-L
This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
bu-L

  • {{Bullet|N}}
bu-N
This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
bu-N

  • {{Bullet|P}}
bu-P
User may result in serious fouling speaking Bullet'.
bu-P

  • {{Bullet|X}}
bu-X
This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.
bu-X

Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101[edit | edit source]

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Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds.[edit | edit source]

Note: Use Mindspeakm if you are (or like to be thought of as) male, Mindspeakf if you are (or like to be thought of as) female. If you aren't sure, you're on your own. Sorry. Template:Lg

Mwa ha ha ha ha!
This article wants to drink your blood!

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