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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Template:L/doc — Fuck you Template:L — AnnihilatedCategory:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely (redirect) (delete) — category redirectI'm probably gonna have to move this back to its original title -MrX File:Those-Who-Nose_193004.png — Unused file Low_taper_fade — You know what is also massive? Your mo- Category:You dead homie — empty categoryCategory:Uncyclopedians who are awesome — empty categorynot anymore -dani Template talk:McWhopper (redirect) (delete) — Talk page redirect! Nasty! Infobox settlement/metric — blank page with seemingly no incoming links Template:ADHD Crocotta — unused crocottacruftCategory:September 2025 — last of the monthsi see your point, but there isn't really any need to delete these now when they're already there -alula Category:Orphaned files — empty category and essentially a less useful duplicate of Special:UnusedFilesCategory:October 2025 — h, no need. eh Category:November 2025 — not yet needd Category:August 2025 — it isnt needed yet Category:December 2025 — a few months early Category:May 2025 — empty category Category:March 2025 — unneeded cat Category:June 2025 — not needed Category:July 2025 — not needed yet Category:April 2025 — unneeded categoryMy First Animals from A to Z File:WatchingYouGettingSleepy.gif — I forgot that Lunapic allows for cropping in circles, etc. Uncyclopedia:VFH/WASSUP_FAM — Best thing I've seen all day *sob of happiness* - *sudden change of facial expression" BURN IT! User:L10nM4st3r/Tool_Changelog — Now on metawiki's documentation page for the tool Category:Ti allungo il cazzo come un ciuingam — Category has only one article, and you probably already know the rest. p.s. ciuingam= chewing gum?
DPL based list*
No articles tagged with {{QVFD}}, go find some!
- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.