Blackadder
Blackadder is someone who writes Uncyclopedia articles using his smartphone, for the sole purpose of adding some more black color to the world. As most of the articles begin with a word in bold, adding a new article makes sure that the site becomes a little blacker. A huge Venom fan, Blackadder tends to feel more comfortable in a less-white surrounding.
So, am I really supposed to continue this without any Baldrick around? Are you fucking serious?
Oh well, I guess I'll just keep rambling until I hear a hint of a cunning plan marching this way.
Punning clan[edit | edit source]
As mentioned before, Blackadder considers himself a part of the black metal clan -- a group of people who enjoy the finer things in life, such as filthy cradles and anaal nut sacks.
Anaal nut sack.
It's a pun! It's a bloody pun regarding the black metal band Anaal Nathrach! And a punning clan is a hint of a cunning plan! Where the fuck is Baldrick???
I need Baldrick to help me editing with this bloody smartphone! Each time I need to turn a word into a link, I must scroll up to the little bar with the tiny chain button in it. It's so Goddamn annoying! Where the hell is Baldrick when you need him?!
Wait a minute...[edit | edit source]
I've already mentioned Baldrick's name before in bold... so he will start to exist if only I could turn this article... into a Baldrick article! Blackadder, you're a genius! Right. All I have to do is make this an article about Baldrick. How do I do that? I got it.
