Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

• If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
• In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
• It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

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Notes for posting:

• VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
• Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
• Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
• Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
• Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
• List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
• If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
• Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
• To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.

e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]

• If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process

• Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
• Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
• If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
• When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

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How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):

• Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
• Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.

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