Toy Story 3 (2010)
Tim Allen: Buzz Lightyear
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Quotes
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Andy : [opens box, and takes out Jessie] This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole west. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye!
[pulls out Bullseye, and makes a whinnying sound]
Andy : Yee-haw!
[holds the two toys out to Bonnie]
Andy : Here.
Bonnie : [shyly walks over and takes Jessie and Bullseye, a smile on her face]
Andy : [pulls out Rex] This is Rex! The meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! RAWR! RAWR!
Bonnie : [recoils a little, but then giggles, and takes Rex too]
Andy : [pulls out Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head] The Potato Heads: Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep them together because they're madly in love.
[Andy sets them down in front of Bonnie, before pulling out Slinky Dog]
Andy : Now Slinky here, is as loyal as any dog you could want.
[Andy then pulls out Hamm]
Andy : And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time: Evil Dr. Porkchop!
[Andy then places the two with their friends, before pulling out the three aliens]
Andy : These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet!
[Andy sets them down before reaching into the box again]
Andy : And this, is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! Look! He can fly, oh, and shoot lasers!
[Andy pops open Buzz's wings, and fires his laser]
Andy : He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg!
Bonnie : [Bonnie takes Buzz from Andy, and presses one of the buttons on his spacesuit]
Buzz Lightyear : To Infinity, and Beyond!
Andy : Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They, mean, alot to me.
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Woody : You'll be okay in the attic?
Jessie : Of course I will... Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish Mode.
Buzz Lightyear : My what?
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Jessie : Buzz! We're your friends!
Buzz Lightyear : Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.
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Lotso : Ken? New toys!
Ken : Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso.
[goes down the elevator]
Ken : So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
Lotso : Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying!
Ken : Uh, folks, if you'll just want to step right this way...
[he sees Barbie]
Ken : Hi, I'm Ken.
Barbie : Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken : I would have remembered.
[she laughs]
Ken : Love your leg wamers!
Barbie : Nice ascot!
Lotso : Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
Ken : Right on, Lotso. This way everybody.
Lotso : Got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
Buzz Lightyear : What a nice bear!
Rex the Green Dinosaur : And he smells like strawberries.
Woody : Ugh.
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[Buzz is back to Normal and no longer Speaking Spanish]
Buzz Lightyear : That wasn't me, was it?
Jessie : Buzz, you're back!
Buzz Lightyear : [confused] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?
Woody : Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.
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[Woody jumps on to a train of orphaned Troll dolls. He pulls the brake to try and stop the train before reaching the broken bridge, but they still fall into the canyon]
Jessie : No!
[Suddenly, Buzz Lightyear appears, lifting the train and its passengers out of the canyon]
Buzz Lightyear : Glad I could catch the train!
Woody : Now let's catch some criminals!
Buzz Lightyear : To infinity and beyond!
[Cut to the Potato Heads and the aliens in their car, counting money and laughing evily]
Aliens : [pointing at the sky] Ooh!
[Buzz flies above the bandits and slices their car with his laser. After the criminals tumble to the ground, Woody, Buzz, and Jessie enter]
Woody : Reach for the sky!
Mr. Potato Head : You can't touch me, Sheriff. I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field!
[Mr. Potato Head calls Slinky Dog over with a whistle. Slinky bounces down from the mountains and forms the force field around the Potato Heads and aliens]
Woody : Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force field dogs!
Jessie : Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
[the ground cracks apart, and Rex emerges. He roars at the evildoers, but then notices something]
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Huh?
Buzz Lightyear : [a pig-shaped spaceship suddenly appears. Its driver is Hamm, portraying Dr. Porkchop] Evil Dr. Porkchop!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : That's *Mr.* Evil Dr. Porkchop to you.
[Hamm teleports the Potato Heads, the aliens, and Slinky onto his ship. He also pushes a button reading, "Death by Monkeys," trapping our heroes with a flood of plastic red monkeys. As Mr. Potato Head reaches toward a button activating a destructive ray, the scene suddenly cuts to Andy's bedroom. The whole scene actually took place in Andy's imagination, as he plays with the toys and a cardboard spaceship]
Young Andy : [as Woody] Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge!
Young Andy : [as Buzz] Woody, no! It'll kill you!
Young Andy : [as Woody] Just do it!
[Andy shields Buzz's eyes and pushes the laser button. He uses his finger to trace the laser bouncing off Woody's badge, then knocks the spaceship and its evil passengers towards the ground]
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Buzz Lightyear : Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...
Jessie : [snappily] In the BOX. We GET it.
[Buzz runs out at Jessie, but Lotso stops him with his cane]
Lotso : At ease Soldier!
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[from trailer]
Buzz Lightyear : Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : This is the perfect time to be hysterical.
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Slinky Dog : No!
Mr. Potato Head : Yes!
Buzz Lightyear : Maybe! But not right now!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.
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Sergeant : [Three of Andy's army men are preparing to jump out the window with parachutes] We've done our duty. Andy's grown up.
Army Man 1 : Let's face it. When the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
Buzz Lightyear : Trash bags?
Woody : Who said anything about trash bags?
Sergeant : It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
Army Man 2 : You're gonna need it!
[they jump out]
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Jessie : Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?
Buzz Lightyear : Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?
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[last lines]
[while Buzz and Totoro try to repair a cardboard spaceship, Jessie starts playing Spanish music. As a result, Buzz starts involuntarily dancing, and grabs Jessie into his arms]
Buzz Lightyear : [chuckles] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me.
Jessie : Just go with it, Buzz.
[Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch]
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Buzz Lightyear : That Barbie has nice handwriting!
Jessie : Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.
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Woody : You wait. Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm...
Buzz Lightyear : And we'll all be together.
Woody : Exactly! There's games up there and books and...
Buzz Lightyear : The race car track!
Woody : The race car track. Thank you!
Slinky Dog : And the old TV.
Woody : There you go, the old TV. And those guys from the Christmas decorations box. They're fun, right?
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Buzz Lightyear : We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition.
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[Hamm plays the harmonica inside his cubby cell, but Buzz soon stops him]
Buzz Lightyear : [Knocking on the cell] Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!
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Buzz Lightyear : Lotso, there's been a mistake.
Lotso : A mistake?
Buzz Lightyear : The children in the Caterpillar Room are not age-appropriate for me and my friends. We respectfully request a transfer to the Butterfly Room.
Lotso : Well, request granted!
Ken : But Lotso...
Lotso : Hush now, Kenneth. This toy showed initiative, leadership. Why I'd say, we have ourselves a keeper. You hear that? We got a keeper!
[Lotso's gang cheers in delight]
Lotso : We're calling you up to the big leagues, son. From now on, you'll have anything you want.
Buzz Lightyear : Excellent. I'll go get my friends.
Lotso : Whoa, Whoa. Hold on there, Boss man. Those Caterpillar kids need *someone* to play with.
Buzz Lightyear : But my friends don't belong there.
Lotso : Oh, none of us do, I agree. Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the newer toys, the stronger ones, to take one the hardships the rest of us can't bear anymore.
Buzz Lightyear : Well, I... I guess that makes sense. But I can't accept. We're a family. We stay together.
Lotso : [icily] Family man, huh? I understand.
[to Big Baby]
Lotso : Put him back in the timeout chair!
Buzz Lightyear : What are you... Unhand me!
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Woody : [walks to his gang] Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit. But we need to go home.
Jessie : We can have a whole new life here, Woody. A chance to make kids happy again.
Slinky Dog : Why don't you stay?
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Yeah, Woody. Stay with us.
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Come on, Woodster!
Mr. Potato Head : You'll get played with.
Woody : I can't. No.
Mrs. Potato Head : Stay here.
Jessie : You can make a new kid happy.
Woody : No, no. Guys, really. No! I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy! And if he wants us at college, or in the attic, well, then, our job is to be there for him. Now, I'm going home. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on, Buzz.
[short pause]
Woody : Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear : [walks over to Woody] Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.
Woody : [shocked] What?
Buzz Lightyear : And what's important now is we stay together.
Woody : [shows Andy's name on his boot] We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy! Look under your boot, Buzz. You, too, Jessie. Whose name is written there?
Rex the Green Dinosaur : Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.
Woody : Of course he does. He cares about all of you! He was putting you in the attic. I saw. You can't just turn your back on him now!
Jessie : [walks over to Woody, losing it] Woody, wake up! It's over! Andy is all grown up!
Woody : [angry] Okay, fine. Perfect! I can't believe how selfish you all are.
[Jessie shows an angry look]
Woody : So this is it? After all we've been through.
[Buzz walks to Woody and wants to shake his hand but Woody starts to storm off. Bullseye follows him behind]
Woody : Bullseye, no. You need to stay.
[keeps on following him]
Woody : Bullseye, no... I said STAY!
[Bullseye starts to whimpers]
Woody : Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now, stay.
[starts to walk away]
Bonnie's Mom : [os] Bonnie? Bonnie?
Woody : Uh, I gotta go.
[Woody runs to the door, they find their places quickly]
Bonnie's Mom : [enters the door] Bonnie, you in here?
[Woody heads through the door]
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Buzz Lightyear : [bangs on the storage basket with Hamm in it while he is playing his harmonica] Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!
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[while Hamm playing the harmonica, Buzz angrily pounds the basket to shut him up]
Buzz Lightyear : Quiet, musical hog! Knock it off!
