Teacher's Pet (2004)

David Ogden Stiers: Jolly

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Quotes 

• Ivan Krank : Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king!

  Mr. Jolly : Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.

• Pretty Boy : You are one butt-ugly man.

  Mr. Jolly : Well, I've been under a little stress lately.

• Mr. Jolly : What was I so afraid of all these years? The outside is very nice, Pleasant, even. One might go so far as to say invig-amarating.

  Pretty Boy : Told ya.

  Mr. Jolly : But we're not going very fast. How long will it take us to get to Spot?

  Pretty Boy : Oh, we should start making some real progress any second now.

• Pretty Boy : Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?

  Mr. Jolly : It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?

• Mr. Jolly : AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous.

  Pretty Boy : It's just your reflection.

  Mr. Jolly : Oh... AAAAAIE.

• Pretty Boy : Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?

  Mr. Jolly : It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?

• Pretty Boy : Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees!

  Mr. Jolly : Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.

• Mr. Jolly : Outside? But I'm an indoor cat. I'm afraid of the outside.

  [whimpers] 

• Mr. Jolly : It's me! I look hideous!