- Ivan Krank: Oh, haven't you heard, my good man? Nature is dead! Science is king!
- Mr. Jolly: Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels.
- [Scott unties Leonard]
- Leonard: Quick! We've got to get out after it blows!
- Spot/Scott: You go. There's one more thing I've got to do.
- [He stands in front of the machine]
- Spot/Scott: It's my only chance.
- Leonard: Scott, what are you doing?
- [a beam shoots out of the machine and hits Scott, who convulses in mid air. The room seems to warp. A shockwave blows Leonard backwards. Electricity crackles. A gauge spins wildly and breaks. Leonard shields himself as the machine explodes. Smoke fills the room. Leonard fans it away]
- Leonard: Scott! Scott!
- [He sees a pile of blue dust on the floor. It appears that Scott is dead. Leonard starts crying. He kneels on the ground and runs the dust through his fingers]
- Leonard: Oh, Scott.
- [His grief turns to anger]
- Leonard: Stupid Machine! Stupid, stupid science!
- [He kicks the machine, which breaks. Another beam hits the pile of dust. The dust glows and spirals into a double helix, then a whirlwind. Spot is revived and falls to the floor]
- Ian: Mom, Dad, I am a prisoner in this chamber of horrors! The whole place is filled with evil smells and moans and ghastly shrieks! There's lightning and thunder and scary bumps in the night! Come home? No way! I love it here! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Mrs. Boogin: Oh, Spot And Pretty Boy And Mr. Jolly! Come on in, boys. There's fresh food in the kitchen.
- Spot/Scott: You're wrong, Dr. Krank. I am a dog who wants to be a worthless boy. I mean, who wants to be a boy.
- Spot/Scott: Lost Dog Reward 100 Dollars, That'll do.
- Leonard: Lost Dog Reward 100 Dollars, That'll do.
- Spot/Scott: Don't worry. Happens all the time. Now, here's your problem as I see it, doc. While your theories are scientifically sound... and your equipment technically flawless... you keep hitting a failure point... when it comes to the selection of your subjects. See, you've been experimenting on swamp creatures... insects, and, uh, reptiles.
- Dennis: And all-ee-gators!
- Spot/Scott: All-ee-gators are reptiles.
- Dennis: Proceed.
- Mr. Jolly: What was I so afraid of all these years? The outside is very nice, Pleasant, even. One might go so far as to say invig-amarating.
- Pretty Boy: Told ya.
- Mr. Jolly: But we're not going very fast. How long will it take us to get to Spot?
- Pretty Boy: Oh, we should start making some real progress any second now.
- Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?
- Mr. Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?
- Spot/Scott: [as Grandma Leadready] Young lady, I missed my chance to go to Florida when I was the boy's age. And look at what a bitter old woman it turned me into!
- Mrs. Helperman: Oh, you must be Scott's gran...
- Spot/Scott: [as Grandma Leadready] I CAN'T TALK TO YOU I'M TOO BITTER!
- Mrs. Helperman: [to Leonard] Did you just say "Spot"?
- Spot/Scott: [emerging in his Scott clothes] No, Mrs. Helperman, he said "Scott".
- Mr. Jolly: AAAAAIE. It's a monster. It's hideous.
- Pretty Boy: It's just your reflection.
- Mr. Jolly: Oh... AAAAAIE.
- Pretty Boy: Well, I wanna be a rooster in a hen house, but I just don't see it happening. Isn't that right, Mr. Jolly?
- Mr. Jolly: It's too early in the morning for hypothetical discussion, but since you brought it up... you? A rooster?
- Pretty Boy: Florida, Schmorida! It's just Jersey with palm trees!
- Mr. Jolly: Well, I suppose most people don't arrive by garbage truck.
- Spot/Scott: I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment.
- [Upon receiving an attendance medal]
- Spot/Scott: Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem.
- Spot/Scott: OW! you're hurting me dear blue fairy.
- Pretty Boy: I ain't no fairy and it's time to get up.
- Officer White: Dr. Ivan Krank is a dangerous fraud. His experiments did not turn animals human at all. They turned them into hideous, weird, mutations. like this!
- Spot/Scott: Boy, talk about your lucky puppet. I'd give anything if only I could become a real live boy like that Pinocchio.