How to Be a Bad Emperor: An Ancient Guide to Truly Terrible Leaders

Suetonius

Published by Princeton University Press 2020

How to Be a Bad Emperor

An Ancient Guide to Truly Terrible Leaders

Suetonius
Edited by: Josiah Osgood

In the series Ancient Wisdom for Modern Readers

https://doi.org/10.1515/9780691200941

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About this book

What would Caligula do? What the worst Roman emperors can teach us about how not to lead

If recent history has taught us anything, it's that sometimes the best guide to leadership is the negative example. But that insight is hardly new. Nearly 2,000 years ago, Suetonius wrote Lives of the Caesars, perhaps the greatest negative leadership book of all time. He was ideally suited to write about terrible political leaders; after all, he was also the author of Famous Prostitutes and Words of Insult, both sadly lost. In How to Be a Bad Emperor, Josiah Osgood provides crisp new translations of Suetonius's briskly paced, darkly comic biographies of the Roman emperors Julius Caesar, Tiberius, Caligula, and Nero. Entertaining and shocking, the stories of these ancient anti-role models show how power inflames leaders' worst tendencies, causing almost incalculable damage.

Complete with an introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Be a Bad Emperor is both a gleeful romp through some of the nastiest bits of Roman history and a perceptive account of leadership gone monstrously awry. We meet Caesar, using his aunt's funeral to brag about his descent from gods and kings—and hiding his bald head with a comb-over and a laurel crown; Tiberius, neglecting public affairs in favor of wine, perverse sex, tortures, and executions; the insomniac sadist Caligula, flaunting his skill at cruel put-downs; and the matricide Nero, indulging his mania for public performance.

In a world bristling with strongmen eager to cast themselves as the Caesars of our day, How to Be a Bad Emperor is a delightfully enlightening guide to the dangers of power without character.

Author / Editor information

Josiah Osgood is professor and chair of classics at Georgetown University and the author of many books, including Rome and the Making of a World State, 150 BCE–20 BCE. He lives in Washington, DC.

Reviews

"This enticing selection from Suetonius's Lives highlights the role of four Roman emperors as anti-role models—egregious examples of how not to behave, which may also resonate with more recent political leaders."—Catharine Edwards, author of Death in Ancient Rome

"Readers of this evocative translation will immediately see the power of Suetonius's Lives, the acuity of his descriptions, and the immediate relevance of his study of individual characters and their leadership qualities. How to Be a Bad Emperor is a unique and appealing book."—Edward J. Watts, author of Mortal Republic: How Rome Fell into Tyranny

"In the present crisis of leadership, How to Be a Bad Emperor is quite delicious. What continues to make Suetonius's rogues' gallery of Roman rulers worthwhile as well as entertaining is what he has to say about power as an enabler of human awfulness, at every level."—Cynthia Damon, editor and translator of Caesar's Civil War

"If you're fascinated by the Roman emperors—and who isn't?—you'll enjoy this clever and expertly translated set of selections from the granddaddy of all Caesar watchers, Suetonius."—Barry Strauss, author of Ten Caesars: Roman Emperors from Augustus to Constantine

"An accessible translation. . . .there is no doubt that this volume is a timely product in our era of rising authoritarianism across the globe."---Mallory Monaco Caterine, Polis

"How to Be a Bad Emperor is an exuberant, witty, and incisive critique of four power-hungry egomaniacal Roman emperors. . . . Superbly translated."---Antonio Battagliotti, Open History

"A deft introduction to the world and mindset of the Caesars."

"[In How to Be a Bad Emperor], Osgood has provided an important reminder of the delicacy of systems, and how once they are overturned, the citizenry will be eagerly and easily trammeled by power hungry narcissists."---Mary Spencer, New Criterion

"[How to Be a Bad Emperor] cleverly reproduces the choicest bits of Suetonius’s writings."---Adrian Woolridge, Bloomberg Opinion

"Fun and instructive."---Brook Manville, Forbes.com

"How to Be A Bad Emperor deftly demonstrates what tendencies make a poor leader and exposes fatal character flaws along with a good dose of humour. It's a rollicking, funny, and educational eyeopener on Roman leadership, and a great introduction for newcomers to Suetonius' work. A must-read for anyone interested in Roman History."---Sandra Alvarez, Ancient History Magazine

"[How to Be a Bad Emperor is] a look at some of the worst emperors from history and how they failed. I am a big believer in learning from cautionary tales, and while of course many of the stories from ancient Rome are extreme, there is plenty to take note of here."---Ryan Holiday, Reading List Newsletter

"A gleeful new compendium of dastardly highlights from Suetonius' The Lives of Caesars . . . Horribly fascinating."

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Frontmatter Publicly Available Download PDF	i
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Introduction Publicly Available Download PDF	vii
Ignore Bad Omens . . . and Your Wife: Julius Caesar (100– 44 b.c.) Requires Authentication Unlicensed Licensed Download PDF	1
Spend All Your Time at Your Resort: Tiberius (42 b.c.– a.d. 37) Requires Authentication Unlicensed Licensed Download PDF	33
Make Your Horse a Consul: Gaius Caligula (a.d. 12– 41) Requires Authentication Unlicensed Licensed Download PDF	121
Fiddle While Rome Burns: Nero (a.d. 37– 64) Requires Authentication Unlicensed Licensed Download PDF	199
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