Idc anymore, do it or don’t do it, they obviously didn’t care enough to get out and vote

I remember when I found out what servings were as a kid. Before that I thought just like the whole bag or whatever was one serving

We had it so good with food delivery apps before covid

Hell yeah

Is this a challenge?

Bro prob just thinks this is some 4d chess move.

“If I was guilty would I have wanted them released?? I said that. This is obviously a democratic witch hunt, fake news”

Same. I’m in sales, pretty much just get high and bullshit with people all day

You gotta find a good job where you can still get high at work, then it’s not so bad

Wtf does this mean

Here is their response:

But Biden …(insert dumbest conspiracy you’ve ever heard)

I always feel like I’m over smiling to the point of absurdity but I look normal and people respond positively. My natural state is not to smile so I think sometimes it just feels weird when I have to force it

Talented people piss me off

If you’re on mobile it will happen when you just search a question on google, no matter the subreddit

And it’s censored with an emoji

Some nights they called him “double fisto”

I’m surprised there is no carpeted toilet seat cover tbh

Are ducks rapists?

Like, out the toilet?

Don’t forget about big truck guy and his pavement princess

Same for crushed, literally 0 ice then just a straight up fucking avalanche