The industry is milking it for every last penny.

You need a tub of Oops! All Peppers

Well then they obviously haven’t yet made it!

No true Scotsman and all that

You’re not wrong, but ragebait is bad mmkay?

I think it’s a pretty good list. “Don’t be clever” has been our team’s coding mantra for two decades.

Are we talking standard roll or mega roll? 2-ply?

The worst meme you’ve seen so far

I mean, he’s already got Pestilence in the bag

Also Gun Industry: “We like fear! More people buy guns!”

Okay but is fall damage fundamentally different than a mountain falling on top of you? What about a hill? Boulder? It all seems like bludgeoning.

At least the FDA is still there to tell us not to eat it. (for now)

Obviously we need to teach them Huffman encoding

There’s always money in the banana stand.

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Maxwell asked if it was all prints failing it just the benchy. OP replied “everything is failing”.

Opossum are native, eat ticks and do not carry rabies. They are heros!

Squatter doing what, now? Dude took his face off for a little fresh air.

Well the solution to our “not enough bits” problem has been generally available for 20 years. Signed bigint time would cover from the Permian Period until 290 million years from now, down to ms precision. That ought to be good enough for most use cases.

You get over 584 million years in 2^64 ms. 66-bit computers are a bit tough to come by!