Fun fact: the seven deadly sins aren’t in the bible. They were made up by some monk and later pushed by the church as a way to get people to confess their sins

That’s the definition of stupidity

“No I haven’t had sex yet but I’ll let you know the moment that I do” followed by blocking them

Yeah I thought it was weird it happened twice. But not really

Derek Huffman said he joined the Russian army to expedite the family’s applications for Russian citizenship, as well as to show support for their new homeland.

Service guarantees citizenship!

Was the developer ever heard from again? One possible theory is that they died suddenly. This is assuming that the team was actually one guy

I always remember it being “and” because as a child it drove me crazy. “But it works” made more sense to me at the time.

It’s ironic that around 80 years ago they were basically in the same situation as the Palestinians

An extreme version of parasocial relationship

Any benefit to you is incidental to them trying to make a profit. Don’t be fooled into thinking they are fighting for you.

The only site I allow ads on is photopea.net because it’s awesome and I use it regularly. Fuck ads otherwise

I try to clean as I go and put things back in their place when I’m finished. I also do a full sweep of the house once a week. My room mate on the other hand does nothing so it doesn’t matter, my house is a constant mess and I usually end up cleaning after him. I’m male btw.

More like git blame amiright?!

Thanks Obama?

I’m not surprised but yet still disappointed

Fuck Christopher Columbus

And the developer is super responsive. I pointed out a bug and once he was able to reproduce the problem, he released a fix by the next day.

Lots of things

• Change my ringtone based on time/location
• Silence phone if my calendar has the word meet or meeting
• Parse a local news website and read the headlines to me after I dismiss my morning alarm
• Set up car mode if it is plugged in and connected to my car’s Bluetooth
• Turn on WiFi based on location
• etc

Terminate the users but only the ones that were accused

Does anyone remember the battery testers that were built into the packaging? I think they were based on the same concept.