Remember kids you ever see someone stealing food from a loblaws/shoppers/whatever, no the fuck you didn’t.

I’ve never seen anyone steal food from anywhere.

Also Whitney has been dead for almost 14 years.

Nirvana’s Man Who Sold the World was a David Bowie cover

David Bowie apparently got a lot of comments for “covering a Nirvana song” despite the Nirvana Unplugged recording ending with Cobain saying “That was a David Bowie song.”

Excuse me?

Extending subway tunnels by 41 miles would cost many, many billions.

The problem is that people don’t see public transit as a public service, and instead see it as a source of revenue, which is crazy. You don’t build public infrastructure expecting direct monetary returns on the investment. The returns are indirect, but they are there.

Does it count as golddigging if you were born into ridiculous wealth?

I’m not trying to be rude, but I am entirely uninterested in my coworkers.

I guess you reap what you sow.

Diplomat makes joke, Politico writes article about it.

Hey, we don’t really want anything to do with what you’re doing.

Oh yeah? Well now you can’t come!

If you didn’t say anything, I wouldn’t have known, and you could have taken credit

whack-a-moe

That’s pretty clever

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I period, C period, Weiner.

Some folks will never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll.

That’s how he landed Christie Brinkley

Paul may have never had a wife, but he sure knew how to write novels about real estate.

I think that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place.

I don’t think there’s anything bitter in pineapple at all. Either you’ve only had really bad pineapple, or maybe you’re allergic to it.

Is that the one that can be used as toothpaste as well?