Floss next time

Hell I grew up in southern California and have wafflehouse stories from the handful of times I’ve been to one when visiting family in the south.

Doesn’t look happy to have his picture taken

Sir Stringer Bell

If they’re anything like my dog, the sock will be passed/thrown up within a few days

Bank ai: this is over the threshold

Bill ai: got it, raising the threshold

Bank ai: lgtm, paid

With the blood stains added, of course

Because he points to the left and thy wanted to point to the comment above

Peeky-HOO!

When my nephew was little, he was wild. Like had to have that backpack with a leash or else if you look away for a second he was 20 yards away wild. Then he started going to school and got kicked out of a couple schools for hitting other kids because they would change the rules of the game halfway through. We heard that they got him tested but never admitted to us that he had autism, even when we all pretty much knew. I don’t think they finally said it to any of us until he was like in high school and has been home schooled for the last 10 or so years.

I don’t know if they’ve ever told him about it or not. Looking back it’s all clear, but back then he was just a hyper little shit who didn’t listen. Knowing would’ve made watching him a lot easier

If “agent” gets you through to someone then all is good. When they make that impossible is the real issue.

I was tracking a package that for some reason went from BC to Ontario when I’m in Alberta, so I wanted to ask why but when I tried to connect to AJ agent the damn page fully reloaded and took me back to the beginning of starting a chat. You could never reach an agent, likely by design

Unfortunately there definitely are real ones. I know them and try to avoid them as much as possible

Trump makes you wish you had Bush back

This may be a stupid question, but why did we need to create Israel in the first place? If my memory from my shitty American education serves me, they had all these survivors of the Holocaust with nowhere to go, so they created Israel for them to live peacefully, fuck whoever was already living there.

But why couldn’t they all just go back home? I know everyone was shipped off across Europe to the camps but like… surely they remembered where they lived before? Everything was bombed to hell but that’s the same for whoever lived there, Jewish or not. Am I missing a piece that makes the need for their own country to make sense?

“Is there a problem, officer?”

Why didn’t anybody just Google ‘nimrod’ smh

Teefs

I learned railway history from Hell on Wheels

The teachers right, no one will believe that. Stupid kid