Only one of them is gonna get crushed by Beverly.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
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I’M JIMMY, I’M THE BAWS, IF I WANNA BE THE PIG, JIMMY WILL BE THE PIG, GIMME THAT, I WANNA BE THE PIG, YEAH JIMMYS THE BAWS.
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Australian Music@quokk.au•TISM Takes On The Harbour In Opera House DebutEnglish
4·3 个月前Each band member adopted an alias to protect their identity and as a nod to their sense of satirical humour. The band consists of Ron Hitler-Barassi as vocals; Humphrey B. Flaubert as vocals, programming; Jock Cheese as bass, guitar, vocals; Eugene de la Hot-Croix Bun as keys, vocals; Jon St Peenis as saxophone, vocals; Les Miserables as dancing, vocals; Leak Van Vlalin and Tokin’ Blackman as guitar; and Genre B Goode as vocals.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Malaysian government to conduct in-depth study next year on abolishing death penaltyEnglish
3·3 个月前I legit thought that was a cheese grater in the thumbnail.
Because I’m a masochist and I refuse to be forced out by incompetence.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•I feel like I derive so much of my identity from my past, and its just weighing me down at this point. How do I drop it?English
7·3 个月前You can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.
Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.
That’s just a medieval medical journal.
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iiiiiiitttttttttttt•Can I post my general concerns and questions on technology in this community ??🤓🤓🤓English
7·3 个月前I dunno, can you?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Um, actually, Neville Chamberlain didn't "cave" to Hitler, he actually got a lot out of the deal.English
181·3 个月前Hey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.
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News@lemmy.world•Sean 'Diddy' Combs in Poisoning Fear After Being Caught Drinking 'Potentially Deadly' Moonshine in PrisonEnglish
59·3 个月前Hahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.
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Australian Music@quokk.au•Eight of the most criminally underrated AC/DC tracksEnglish
6·3 个月前No love for Big Balls… That’s the most underrated ACCA DACCA song.
Cool, now it can read all the shitty spam or truth social begging emails I get.
Now go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should start doing this todayEnglish
15·3 个月前Do it, it’s so much fun.
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Good News Everyone@piefed.social•Rare white Iberian lynx captured on film in Spain by amateur photographerEnglish
10·3 个月前Looks like it’s saying " Did you just take a fucking picture of me?"
\[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zonetoshitposting@lemmy.ml•Yes, but im gonna complain the whole timeEnglish
2·3 个月前Everytime I hit no the image gets bigger and smaller… I just want out.
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Economy@lemmy.world•Michael Jackson Returns To No. 1 In America Thanks To HalloweenEnglish
1·3 个月前Jesus Christ, I thought he was like back from the dead for a second there.










*Starts ramming the truck with my car*