Chonk is stronk.

That’s a beautiful image. I love it.

Yeah, he’s not exactly doing it just for shits and giggles is he?

I guess it’s his size as I expect it to look exactly like it looks on their website. The guy on there makes it look normal.

Is that geezer on the left wearing a child-sized plate carrier? Or just some Temu special that arrived smaller than expected?

Fuck sake, I like my Toyota. If I bought it second hand and didn’t give them any money do I get a pass?

You know what, I forget about this. Habit I guess.

Gotta roll it into a joint or whatever. What you doing instead? Eating it?

My old laptop became my router. Now it never gets to sleep. Getting my moneys worth until I need faster than GE.

A shit guy, on a shit platform, with a shit opinion.

Looks like people crammed into public transport at peak time.

No, I don’t know where your chocolate buttons are.

(I ate them earlier in a moment of weakness)

Saying “I could care less” instead of “I couldn’t care less”. Annoyingly incorrect but not exactly a critical issue.

Shut up and take my money.

How the fuck do I unsee this?

The stupid idea being the attached lid I mean.

Wait, this stupid idea isn’t the standard everywhere?

The point is that the cap is now recyclable, which is why it’s attached.

You don’t all just choose the lid when done? That’s like opening a cupboard in the kitchen to get something then just leaving the cupboard open isn’t it?

Besides, with the lid closed it’s harder to accidentally drop something in there.

I admittedly didn’t read a lot of their site but that’s good work, goes up a notch in my mind.

I just can’t get onboard with usage caps. I thought they were a thing of the past over here on a fixed line.