That’s not a normal thing to happen to anyone once.

Thread had me thinking back on all the dumb shit people had pulled pistols on me for & had one of those moments when you realize “Oh shit this really isnt normal everywhere else on the planet huh? Fuck me.”

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The average person has no idea just how juicy they are. All sorts of juices, just leakin’ everywhere on occasion. Why, I myself musta seen at least a dozen flavors of peoplejuice in my time, and i’m sure ive only begun to broach that catalog.

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So was the newly born Russian Federation. It would have been a fair fight

“Talking about continued US support for genocide makes us look bad, how can we talk about this without actually talking about this? No good answers here”

SpaceX works because the US is happy to privatize and sell NASA off piecemeal. Its been propped up by federal money since its inception.

Yoink. Sorry US navy, you never said no takesie-backsies.

Ammonium Nitrate is also commonly found in those one-time use coldpacks. Thought people may find that interesting.

No visible working ignition source: How it that bic supposed to ignite something? You hope the guy idly flicks it?

Liquid fuel: Only thing capable of exploding is the vapors, which are almost certainly not at the correct fuel/air ratio to combust, much less explode. Even Molotovs dont explode, and you aerosolize that mixture with the impact.

No pressure vessel: Lets assume the first two dont apply. The body of the bomb is an unsealed pladtic petrol can. Should any pressure build up in there it’ll either vent out the rag hole, or pop the plastic along the seam without propelling anything. You have to have a pressure wave to have a boom by definition, This would just kinda burn itself into a puddle.

This barely qualifies as an incindiary device, much less an “explosive”. A bag of unsecured fireworks in the trunk is more dangerous.

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This “bomb” is completely incapable of exploding, even if you took the initiative to light it on fire yourself.

That is just the idea of a bomb. This is a simulacra of a threat. Cici n’est pas une bombe.

@[email protected] woulda had a field day with this guy.

That’s one aloof lookin’ bun

Arthur C. Clarke’s “The 9 billion names of god”, but for the final shitpost instead

Mao personally shot every one of those people and the bullet would continue on to hit a sparrow. In Tinniemananan square they put a guy into a tank, and didn’t stop dunking him.and he was neverr seen again. The Sino-Soviet spilt occured because Khrushev refused to use Stalin’s giant spoon to help Mao eat all the grain in China.

That’s how evil these people are, they won’t even share power to help do badguy stuff.

Brevity is the soul of bait

Olive Oyl was always a smokeshow

but ified