This time you can’t fool me, I know all ten of the TF2 classes.

hell yeha dude

Amazing

I’ve seen shooting stars and had seen about a handful already that night though. This didn’t move like a shooting star, and was much brighter, even as it accelerated. Still, I doubt my eyes and recollection enough that I’m happy to go with that it was a shooting star.

They’re both very relatable. My UFO story is far less dramatic but.

I was watching the stars while camping once, just idly while walking to the toilet block to go brush my teeth. My eyes started following a satellite, which are immediately noticeable because they follow predictable paths across the night sky. Suddenly, the satellite I was following turned on a dime and reversed, roughly 170 degrees off its original course and then rapidly accelerated away until it was too fast to follow. It didn’t decelerate or visibly ‘turn’, it just bounced like someone hit it with a baseball bat. I just kinda stood there for a moment, wondering what I’d seen. My brother was nearby and I thought of asking him, it was only a year ago but I don’t remember if he saw it too and commented or not.

I guess what could have happened is that the course of the satellite intersected perfectly with that of a shooting star of equivalent brightness, shooting in the opposite direction. I’m not smart enough to know if shooting stars accelerate like that though.

Now I have to discard all of my learnt Genshin knowledge because it’s suspect.

I like this one (though I imagine if it were me I’d have flipped out). I believe whatever the transforming creature was was probably laughing the whole time. Sounds like real tanuki stuff.

Oh yeah I absolutely hated having two hours back to myself in the day from not having to commute, wearing comfortable clothes the whole day, the choice to cook my own healthy meals rather than pay for food court slop, making my own coffee and saving money, and having time and energy to see my friends and family more often. It was terrible for my mental health.

Liking dark souls really is the dark souls of liking things

Second date at the art deco maccas:

Oh my report was asking if we could pin the thread

I wanna live in the evil fluoro green frog tower

lol butt clown

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Always was always will be

Just adding a splash of hot water to make it ‘longer’ (diluted, more volume). For reference, where I live an espresso is a short black and an Americano is a long black.

oh shit oh damn i have a better one how about ‘hamas in pyjamas’

hb bananas

what’s even more mind blowing is that they repeat each week in the same order

Literally just tried it with a lengthened espresso and it’s immediately noticeable!

Edit: the undissolved salt did kinda sink to the bottom leaving a pretty unpleasant last mouthful. Shoulda stirred it in rather than just vaguely spinning the glass mb otherwise it’s very drinkable. Overall I felt it kinda flattens the flavours. If you like the bracing bitterness like me though then yeah you’ll feel that something’s missing. Will keep the tech up my sleeve though.