Orcocracy [comrade/them]

Yes, their traditional cultures embraced pure adversity and never created a codified sports league designed to fit a two hour television broadcast with commercials. This must mean that they never had fun in the snow until a heroic mission of American advertising executives brought them their first can of red bull and a snowboard.

The invention of the concept of the “teenager” has been a disaster for the human race.

And just like a real cop, it’s guilty of the same crimes it accuses other of. These LLM chatbots are machines built on piracy and plagiarism. They downloaded everyone’s shit, put it in a database, and are now selling it as their own (slightly rephrased).

Too late, it’s real. I tried to use a public toilet in Sweden once with QR code payment lock on the door. I couldn’t get the fucking thing to work while I was in the middle of doing the gotta go dance so I ran up the street and found another public toilet at a place that still had an actual human person taking coins.

I am imagining the burger slowly rotating.

That fundamentally is the core of the issue though, isn’t it? So long as profit is required we can only do completely batshit things like electric car charging stations in the middle of a 10 hectare surface parking lot and nuclear plants built into every rusty container ship. Stuff that has worked for centuries like trains and sailboats are just too radical and have too many fussy little problems.

But what if you replaced one boat with more than one boat?

Sailboats are hypothetical?

Which is an excellent argument for going back to wind powered ships. Who cares if the treats come a bit more slowly?

Potentially melting down in the middle of a shallow city harbour as an overworked skeleton crew is worried about their families back home getting evicted for not paying the rent all while the parent company does more layoffs and posts record profits in their quarterly reports.

That still all depends on responsible people properly maintaining failsafes and being willing to scuttle the ship if necessary. Corporations cannot be trusted to do any of that.

“Platformers don’t exist outside of niche steam games”, said Elephant Mario as he slowly faded into nothingness, while a stream of tears ran down his face. A moment later the trombones finally stopped playing. He was gone.

Ok, explain how it is true that every human purely by being born is equally culpable, and that human society isn’t at issue? And then you can explain why this doesn’t apply to you and your family.

It is absolutely not a fact. There is nothing inherent about any human being that causes damage to the environment. It’s what human society as we organize it does, and a very small number of people do an incredibly outsized proportion of the damage. Focusing on things like birth control and overpopulation is a major part of ecofascist rhetoric. It is also very much about punishing a distant other because after all, if you really believed that all human births were inherently damaging to the environment, we wouldn’t be having this conversation as you would have already undone the damage caused by your own parents. But you haven’t, and nor should you for many good reasons! Those reasons also apply to everyone else too.

That’s ecofascism.

Yeah, if chatbot hallucinations don’t kill the internet first, then it will be killed by all of those kids who were given iPads as toddlers. Either way, the internet’s days are numbered.

Word’s metric conversion does kinda suck though. It should probably say “about 5 tonnes”.

Yay, happy hail Satan day everyone. I remember when Intel chickened out and rounded up their 666 megahertz pentium 3 processors to report as being 667 megahertz. Absolute cowards, no wonder China is kicking their ass.

Eeyyyy, every night we have a panettone with a glass of chinotto and read Boby Pascoly