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Master
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Master@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowmanEnglish
14·4 days agothe blocks were just there for support so the snowman stands better.
will make it grow cat ears!
I dont think its a state issue. I mean half of the USA voted someone as president who we openly claimed he wanted to fuck his daughter and who privately did.
So if you’re in the usa id probably get off that high horse…
answer yes or no. do we have any milk left?
fridge: yes or no
ok you little shit!
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why can people see who upvotes and who downvoted post on Lemmy?English
4·12 days agojust upvote and downvote a bunch of random things then your profile has been salted.
As someone in the south… PLEASE RECONSIDER!
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Fuck AI@lemmy.world•At the bottom of an email I just got from a concert venue about a show this weekend...English
15·16 days agoThey just got AI to write the other AI prompt.
Master@sh.itjust.workstoAMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.world•Carlin on assassinationEnglish
4·18 days agoI got to JFK and my mind went… one of these things is not like the others. One of these thing doesnt belong!
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Second amendement amendementEnglish
131·19 days agoIts not childish. In fact the Democrat leaders that push for it are the same ones trying to betray the american people at every turn. Which makes it a Republican Tactic to keep Democrat voters defenSeless and further more to make them think it is their own idea to be defenseless.
Its a wild and crazy mentality to have, I know, and yet here we are in a world where Republicans dont want Democrats to have protection from them and Democrats also dont want Democrats to have protections from Republicans.
I figured it was a hard drop and she went back to doom scrolling…
that is what the sink is for…
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Antifascism@midwest.social•We're not voting our way out of thisEnglish
3·23 days agoalmost
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Fuck My stupid chud orangecel lifeEnglish
6·23 days agoSummit for lemmy
https://summit.idunnololz.com/
It functions the closets to sync for the things I use it for. It has some issues but it works for me.
I dont make new posts much or moderate anything so I cant say it works well for those… but browsing and commenting it works the best. i’ve gone through just about all of them and it came down to boost or summit and I liked summit the best.
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News@lemmy.world•Person shot by federal law enforcement officer in Minneapolis after resisting arrest and ‘violent assault,’ DHS says | CNNEnglish
11·23 days agoMaybe im jaded but reading the headline and my mind immediately thinks, guess they shot a random peaceful protester and are trying to cover it up… AGAIN!
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Fuck My stupid chud orangecel lifeEnglish
10·23 days ago
I also have them tagged as a purple thot with gold text but I dont remember why…
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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•and immediately after, you can run linux on the potatoEnglish
1·27 days agobut they then eat the depression potatoes which reinstills and spreads the depression to all those who eat it.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Lemmings who enjoy eating buldak original or hotter noodles. Do you feel nothing when you eat hot buffalo wings? Do you just drown food in hot sauce on a regular basis?English
2·27 days agoyou dont have “taste buds” as those are defined specifically… but you do have taste receptors in your anus.







I literally stopped using it when that was taken away. I understand why but it was the single biggest use feature for me.