Yeah, no, but fuck Dick Cheney.

“… Well now I’m not going to do it.”

Why am I craving 11 herbs and spices…?

You sound awfully confident.

I just want to add that nobody kidnaps and abuses children to hide the fact that they kidnapped and abused children. It’s got to be way worse.

I came. For the calibration, I mean.

edit: this is the second funnest hole I know of. Well, maybe fourth.

Do what I did. Take psych for your social sciences. There were like three women for every man. Do not regret.

You find a class or a club, not an open mic.

Hell yeah.

Maybe we could join a webring

Fully agree. Its user base is self selecting for the people who are most easily fed up with the mainstream platforms (i.e. Reddit). It seems like the most eager to jump ship set up camp first and it has resulted in an extremely sanctimonious community. They don’t want more users. They want everyone to be exactly like them.

“Look, that one blade is a little shorter than the rest.”

I remember thinking the day after my first time

“Why are my pecs so sore…? OH, RIGHT!”

No. The ugly ones can wait in the car.

I thought you just found a cat with a video card and decided to shoot him and take it. What a relief it is to know you only sold his kidney.

“Bah, I’ve already seen this one.”

I’m okay with it.

🍻

Don’t gay open inside

“It’s such a sadness… That you think you’ve seen David Lynch… On the fucking moon. Get real.”