me when my coworkers are talking about what streaming services they pay for while i watch everything off of dodgy websites i found on the r/piracy megathread hosted in the global south somewhere

getting thrown into the gulag for being a monarchist counter revolutionary (i was caught singing the horrible histories monarch song to myself)

If it weren’t for Genocide Joe

I’d have healthcare long time ago

Where did you come from? Why don’t you go?

Why don’t you leave here, Genocide Joe

holy shit xi jinping just shot peter family guy

See, this is why I love federation. None of us could have ever written a bit this good

making one of those shitty internet “motivational” posters that say “Be the change you want to see in the world” next to a picture of John Brown

Fun Facts: A standard Nerf dart is .50 caliber. I have no idea what to do with this information

What did this guy say to me? they scrubbed it from the modlog

wild we live in a time where committing sedition and treason is just another political grandstand that we’ll forget about in like a month

I just brought this up to my friend like an hour ago but:

Hey, remember when “They put Peter Griffin in Fortnite” was just a shitpost?

it’s moments like these where i’m astounded that i can regularly wake up and go about my day in this society like it isn’t the most damnable nation to ever stain this earth

Isn’t Ben Shapiro one of those “rap music isn’t real music” type of guys? I get that he’s basically a walking example of the Sartre Antisemite™ quote, but still

I can confirm I’m posting from a desktop right now. Will probably need a sample size of greater than 1 for this survey

This is a bit, right?

This is a bit, right?

mom found the 55 gallon drum of piss

I’ve never heard Adam get so emotional but holy shit I love how hard he went off this episode

Not if you do a bad enough job doing maintenance

the term “protest vote” makes me want to punch someone. Fuck you. This candidate represents my interests and yours doesn’t. I vote for the candidate that advances my agenda. This is how liberal democracy is “supposed” to work. Run a better platform or eat shit. I owe you nothing