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Well, time to run for congress. My platform is “I am possibly the most autistic a person can be while still being capable of public speaking. Give me 2 months in office and I will memorize and publicly recite that shit. I will be resigning immediately afterwards. I have no other policy positions/will pursue no other policy objectives.”

There are more direct ways to call Schumer a limp dick coward, but this one is good enough

What are you talking about? I’ve stux every parking lot USB drive I’ve ever found into my pc and I’ve net to have a problem

Kale chips are real easy to make and hold whatever seasoning you want pretty well. I say kale because that’s the best one to search for if you’re looking online for recipes, but the recipes you’ll find work with pretty much any tougher leafy green. Imo mustard greens go particularly well with msg seasonings; when I make instant ramen, I usually make a slightly higher effort soup base, and the unused ramen seasoning packets almost always go to mustard green kale or chard chips. I’ve never tried to make them last longer than a week or so, but its a dehydrated salted food. I’m sure they’d last a good long while if you sealed them with some kind of preservative or dessicant or something

The biggest problem with nukes is that they exist at all. The second biggest problem is that not everybody has them

Kinda on brand for a CCP rag, no? I can think of like 6 or 4 or 1989 reasons they’d support Iran in this matter

Huh, TIL. Thanks for sharing your knowledge on the topic!

I switched from lemmy to piefed a few months ago. Most of my experience has been pretty much the same, though I do find that I have to block fewer people/communities to curate my experience on piefed. To use an analogy, piefed feels like lemmy with safesearch enabled. I like the experience with piefed more, but its a fairly marginal difference imo and I’d be fine to move back to lemmy if piefed went down or something

That’s a fair take. They were poised to outcompete/cause the extinction of local pollinators, yeah? (Not my area of the expertise or my corner of the US, so I admittedly didn’t pay a ton of attention when they were in the news)

I’d still split hairs and argue that they were sensationalized, even if there was a valid reason for doing so. Giving any <x> the moniker “murder <x>” is news speak meant to trigger an emotional reaction in the audience. I was in florida at the time and even people that far away were scared of “murder hornets” hurting their kids

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I’d guess its a reference to the Asian giant hornet, or “murder hornets” as they were sensationalized a few years ago

https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/whats-a-murder-hornet

“Murder hornets usually live in Japan, South Korea, China, and other East Asian countries. Scientists first confirmed their presence in the U.S. near Blaine, WA, in December 2019. Sightings continued there at least through 2021 and stopped in 2022.”

Rocket is another word for Arugala, for anybody else who knows that green by the latter name and is confused AF by “rocket salad”

BS might take on a different meaning coming from that university now

People on 4chan are/were also largely really into computers and Linux. Are we going to socially blacklist those things too because of association with 4chan? Should I be berating you for using social media that has forum and image board elements (the fediverse) because 4chan is/was also those things?

Focus on things that are actually harmful rather than trying to virtue signal your own moral purity by attacking anything tangentially associated with them. I’ll listen if you can explain the harm caused by “my favorite gender” memes, but if your argument doesn’t go beyond “4chan bad and they say/said that there sometimes” then I’d advise you to touch some grass

Man, they barely even changed their domestic abuse excuse. “I swear I’m not beating her, she just fell down the stairs”. ACAB

“We don’t dial 911, we dial .357” is the full saying, at least where I grew up

Reminds me of the undergrad experience of someone who is not me, lol. They had “the dropbox”, spoken about only in hushed tones and never openly acknowledged, which may have contained a pdf copy of every single text required by the curriculum of that person’s major.

“Even users in r/massivecock, where most of the posts are images of erect penises, railed against ICE in their captions.”

Can anybody define the term “wilding” in this context? Is it a way of saying that ICE has been going out of control?