Guys, these consoles are so old I’ve seen these kinds of memes since the PS4 and Xbox One days. I think its time to accept they’re retro

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Thought it said 2026 and initially went “Again!? Did these dumb fucks think Joe Biden invaded Venezuela?”

I’m gonna “slam” the next journalist’s head into their desk the next time they use “slam” for anything a politician does

I think the wild part is how this is now public knowledge, but Trump still gets to sleep in silk bedsheets on a comfy mattress every night, without worry this’ll come back to bite him

Its kinda eerie how AI images are just “looks normal until you take a look at the details.”

Everyone’s faces is demented, and this is a great horror art piece

2+2=5 and 2+2=4 simultaneously

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Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?

Huh, I have the same feelings about the Fox News building. But I don’t think they’ll like THAT, even though it’s the same thing just a different target. Cuz hate goes both ways, and I could bomb the stupid Fox Building with a home made contraption, but suddenly I’ll labeled as the ‘terrorist’ and everyone on Fox as the ‘chad martyr’

You can’t give people heart attacks like that. Thought this was a real announcement

‘Democrat’ or ‘Repunlican’ elites seem to be the common theme among both sides of this argument. I think it’s certain to say that ALL the elites are in on this pedophile ring, and we gotta break down the White House’s walls to reach the kiddos locked away in the basement. Cuz if there weren’t any sex dungeons in the White House before, there certainly are now…

Oh I think they’re familiar with that one, they’re just always on the other end

I think the steps are the only challenge. Just going to the bathroom accrudes 1000 steps sometimes

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I think this comment convinced me to get a standing desk. For some reason, I can never get my legs to fit under a desk comfortably, even if I adjust the chair height

Everyday, I wanna ram my car into a building and hope I run over the CEO in their office.

Now the hardest part isn’t ditching and risking my way of life, but choosing which CEO to ram 🤬

Y’know, why can’t there be 2 Olympics? One hosted somewhere else at the same time to just ignore and exile the US. I’m sorry the state has become a parasite leeching on the globe

Pineapplego

I know America is a giant cesspool right now, but I still like to cling onto the values and lessons I was raised on as a kid.

Today on 1776, the Declaration of Independence was approved by congress and the United States was born. I was taught that the founding fathers were fighting for freedom, liberty, representation. These were the first Americans who wanted to be heard and declared themselves a new nation from one of the biggest empires in the world.

Now there are multiple opinions on the past, present, and future of the US, but I was raised on the notion that the American spirit means standing up for ourselves. This nation is for the people, and we will not listen to any tyrants. To quote the actual document in question:

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”

Source: https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript#%3A~%3Atext=We+hold+these+truths+to%2Ctheir+just+powers+from+the