I can’t wait for hulk hogan to run for president and we can get a real life president comacho
How dare you besmirch President Comacho like that.
President Comacho was actually way smarter than the current administration - he realized there was a problem, and he brought in the smartest guy he could find to fix it.
He died in July 2025, you’ll be waiting a long time

Rest in Piss, Hulkster was a piece of shit. Ask Jesse Ventura
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Pedophiles all the way down.
Kid Rock you can count on being on the shitty, wrong side of things.
on brand

In case you were wondering. The song is called “Cool Daddy, Cool” and was featured on the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.
It’s right up there with the nudget classic jailbait.
Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer Don’t put those handcuffs on me, what about her? Hey, I’ll share her with you!
Thanks, I hate it
jesus
I know, he admitted to using a flobee ffs!
featured on the Osmosis Jones soundtrack.
Noooooo
a Kid Rock song resurfacing is criminal enough without the child rape
Resurfacing? I assumed that was his main act
Member that time Ted Nugent assumed guardianship of his underage girlfriend so they could travel across state lines and have sex?
Yeah.
*Looks back at the 70s.*

Nonces. Nonces everywhere.
And there still are.
Member that song called Jailbait? What was that about again?
remember when jimmy page locked his 13 year old girlfriend in his hotel room so none of the other band members could have sex with her?
14, but yeah.

Ted Nugent the singer of the song Jailbait? That Ted Nugent? I never would have guessed.
The one who shit his pants to get out of military duty , people are saying
tbf i was fully planning to use the same trick if I was ever called up.
Yes but are you also a batshit crazy boot licking pedolunatic?
Edit to be clear the hypocrisy of his flag waving / America is the greatest / don’t criticize stance vs. Not serving the same country when called on isn’t lost on me.
My assumption is that the drugs addled his already messed up mind, akin to having a stroke. Looking at fetterman rn.
Turd Nugent
Terd Nugget?
It is sad how often that has happened. Steven Tyler did the same thing. And sadly Stevie Ray Vaughan did it so he could take his 16 year old girlfriend back to Texas from New Zealand.
Anthony Keidis admitted to raping a 14 year old groupie in his memoir
In the 1980s apparently no one gave a single shit about any of this.
I read Scar Tissue after being a RHCP fan for years, it’s some grim reading at times. There’s also that one video of the band sexually harassing a woman on TV.
I enjoy their music but don’t have the fondness for the band members themselves that I used to.
That book was excellent at making me hate Anthony kedis. I too was a huge RHCP fan. Now I just follow flea and john f.
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That whole ‘never meet your heroes’ thing should be more like never form any attachment to anyone you don’t personally know.
It is truly shocking just how many Republicans rape kids. Kid Rock bragging about it in a song is very on brand.
Turns out that if a party advertises that it has no standards, it draws the worst of the worst into the fold.
This quote by Vance is hilarious.
Fantastic lineup for the TPUSA halftime show, including the great Bob Ritchie AKA KID ROCK
Wow, tell us more about how cool Bob Ritchie is. So fucking embarrassing.
He looks like shit for being only 55!
Genuinely every time I see TPUSA my brain substitutes turning point for toilet paper. Same result, so I refuse to correct it.
there was a whole meme around Toilet Paper USA featuring charlie kirk with a shrunken face next to batshit quotes of his
My brain thinks its some kindof offensive reference to a body part like “FUPA.”
I forgot what their real name was for a couple weeks.
That’s not what it means?
Don’t give toilet paper a bad name now.
Okay but what does the TP mean?
Nothing of consequence.
Me too!! I actually almost edited my comment to say that it sounds like a commodity bathroom tissue manufacturer.
Literally every time I have to remind myself it’s not toilet paper and I chuckle.
They chose an appropriate acronym, that’s for sure
It’s easy to do.
Toilet paper doesn’t care about a kid diddling song.
Bawitdahba da bang da bang kiddie kiddie kiddies.
Bob wit’ dad bod to bang the gang boogie little kiddies and their boogies he likes pre-teen pussy
Every time I see this picture I think of my in-laws talking about how disrespectful it was for Zelenskyy to wear a t-shirt in the oval office
Obama wore a tan suit!!! They clearly care about respect and the institution…
What’s more appropriate for a gathering of conservatives than entertainment that focuses on child abuse?













