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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

How often do you sharpen your poop knife?

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How often do you sharpen your poop knife?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago
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  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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    I grind up and eat a fistful of pumice every week before cheese day to keep my poop knife sharp.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    A quality poop knife holds its edge forever.

    Don’t buy a sharpener and add chores to your life. Get a proper poop knife.

  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    With my teeth, duh

  • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    My poop is so hard that it self sharpens

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