(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
I’d land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.
I am god of the beavers.
Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.
100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.
BG3, so I’m either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.
If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
CRITICAL FAILURE
You’ll end up
Down
Down
Down
By the river~
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I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.
Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.
I’d be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn’t be too bad
Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I’m pretty set.
I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.
Aww man! Not the best experience to have before death!
Factorio. The factory must grow.
I die. Just like I do in CS2. Shouldn’t have started again, I’m just too old for this shit.
I’d be living in the slums in Night City and have a higher quality of life than anyone I know in real life
Until some person with too many implants goes psycho and rips you apart as you walk down the street.
I mean, how many civs actually get got by psychos in the game?
Probably not a lot, but certainly a lot can get hit by stray bullets by the response teams. If cops today are getting collateral damage and no accountability, the future privately funded police services are bound to be be far from accountable.
Stuck in the liminal space of THPS 1 and 2. Skateboarding forever. Alone.
At least you’ve got a bangin’ soundtrack!
So here I am,
Doing everything I can…
Back on n64, messing up the first wall ride transition in Warehouse, I was always torn between restarting and listening to Goldfinger.
Except for a few random voiceless NPCs that will stand, forever cheering, at the wayside.
I’m trying to learn how to read in war-torn Bohemia in the High Medieval Ages :/
What game is this? Kingdom Come?
Yeah lmao hardcore mode is no joke in the early game
Such an amazing game.
I guess RTFM doesn’t apply here…
I’m playing golf?
How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!
Ffs i only olayed one match of Starship Troopers… Im getting dismembered by an oversized animstronic alien ant
Service guarantees citizenship
I’m doing my part.
