Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
Whoa, whoa, there are people who like Windows?
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn’t have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don’t know much about it though.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
It’s used by Tony fucking Stark.
I mean, I can suspend disbelief that he is Iron Man and has futuristic fights with aliens
But I cannot believe that same man uses fucking Oracle Cloud.
And here’s i entered the thread thinking there was no right answer.
You’ve enlightened me!
I keep forgetting that Oracle has crafted a Linux fork with their disgusting paws.
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo–
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!
Manjaro, easy choice.
Is it actually sucky? I think I installed that once, but I didn’t use that laptop much.
Guys we forgot to automatically update the let’s encrypt certificate of our repos. In the mean time, just set the date on your machine to last week.
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
android
Damn I really can’t argue with that. The developer is a prick
Can someone seriously type with their penis? Impressive!
When you watch it’s really not that impressive.
It’ll randomly doze off whenever you don’t look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
Apparently it’s Athena Linux. At least, that’s what the hackable vacuums use.
https://builder.dontvacuum.me
This website is great xD
Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.
most honest privacy policy.
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Yes, you get an email containing a link to your download when the requested build is done.
This guy actually built an automated builder so people can easily request tailored images for their robots which is super cool.
Well now I’m even more conflicted about sending them my email!
I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to “nichts” in german, which translates to “nothing” in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run
nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.NixOS does suck me into the occasional rabbit hole - nothing like Gentoo years ago though!
I’d say Manjaro but they’d probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.
TempleOS
Be careful to not store any water in there
It’ll turn to ice cause it’s so cool?
Or to Wine?
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Hannah Montana Linux.
Linux From Scratch.
Which honestly might be necessary to actually get a fridge running a free operating system, anyway.
Ironically it’s probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
What is a distro but a collection of software?
Distros probably have a kernel though
the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
Ironically, I’m reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.
Does windows for linux count?
If not, maybe azure linux
Maybe ubuntu since its recommended by microsoft
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
Windows RT. What a pile.
