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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I love melons so much

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I love melons so much

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world
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    This dad joke is very regional

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I am learning as much from this thread, haha.

    • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      deleted by creator

  • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    Are unable to marry?

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      Cantaloupe (can’t elope)

      • Someguy89@lemmy.world
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        Thanks for that! Definitely went over my head and now I feel dumb lmfao.

      • stoly@lemmy.world
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        Oh dear that’s terrible

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          I used to hate this joke, but now I’m kind of meloned out

          • stoly@lemmy.world
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            That was much much better

      • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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        Nice! I thought it was “cut it out” but this is it.

      • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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        ahh, we call them rockmelon here in Australia.

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      Are forbidden to wed?

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        Are barred from matrimony?

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      Me

  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    melon slice

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    Honey, do.

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    Rockmelon?

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      Way to early to ask for a threesome.

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Is a cantaloupe really a true melon, though?

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      In French melon is the name for cantaloupe 🤔

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    ::groan::

    ::upvote::

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    First time I ever saw this pun, the comic book adaptation of The Muppets Take Manhattan.

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    ugh

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    Rock, melon-slice!

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    Herbie Hancock intensifies…

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    Muskmelon?

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