Just Make Up A Guy: Are YOU an expert on "a guy"?

I think that everyone is an expert on some kind of "guy" (gender-neutral). This jam is for my bestie Mona who is an expert on Loserguys. I think everyone has their favorite type of "guy" that they just know too much about. So this jam is an opportunity for everyone to show off their expertise in game form, zine form, guy form, or any other type of artistic medium to celebrate their knowledge of "guys."

NO BIGOTRY ALLOWED. JUST BE COOL, AND RELEVANT. IT HAS TO BE ABOUT SOME KIND OF "GUY" (concept gender neutral). 

Examples of "guys":

• Loserguy
• Guy who is on his way
• Guy who is not a guy
• Guy who is a girl who is a guy
• He/him girls
• She/her guys
• Guys of any inclination of pronoun
• Dogboys
• Rabbitboys
• Catboys
• Ducks who are people. (Sometimes.)
• The Last Unicorn
• Mermaids
• Androids
• Aliens
• Cursed dudes
• Cute girls
• Butch lesbians
• Femme lesbians
• Lesbians of some type of flavor (i.e. cowboy, vampire, bird)