Just when you thought it couldn’t get shittier. Meta will prove you wrong.

Awww, this just made all of the horrible things in the world disappear!

Nah, it didn’t.

This brand new visa is called the:

Standard

Labor

Agreement

for

Varied

Employment

Or SLAVE for short. Please disregard the similarity to the word depicting the oppression of others. It REALLY has nothing to do with that. REALLY!!!

Oh no! I’m closely related to my parents too!

While your attempt at humor may be a cut above the rest, you should probably cut it out.

Not the ones he got

Wasn’t MTG talking about space lasers of sorts?

You didn’t say “This is the most magnificent ladybug you have ever seen.” Why didn’t you say that? Are you blind?

Corporate Democrats begone.

Interesting video. Yes, 1500 HP, yes about 50k. Available for purchase in Canada? Hmmm.

Show the Corpocrats the door

Luckily, this administration has a cure! They’ve come out with a product called Briberia, which completely cures all side effects of affluenza.

Side effects of Briberia include diarrhea, stomach pains, intense flatulence, and oily discharge. Consult your physician before starting Briberia.

Get on with your life today!

Pfff, yea right. Until they go grass roots, this is all smoke and mirrors. The voters have gotten tired of it and want actual change (which is a big reason why we’re in this mess). Get rid of Schumer and the rest of the corpocrats, and look at what the people actually want. That’ll never happen.

It means the truth is out there, but up someone’s cornhole. Keep searching my friend.

Pfff, they’ve just turned to adware-laden boxes. Next they’ll make up some BS about requiring the device to be Internet connected so you can’t disable ads too easily.

That’s a big part of enshitification: maximizing profit at the sacrifice of product quality. All of those pro-capitalist folk want you to believe the market will correct itself. The problem is when the entire market is dominated by this mentality and anyone (doing anything different) tries to enter that market is snuffed out immediately. None of the major brands will stray from this model because they are completely and hopelessly servant to the shareholder, and all that matters to them is maximizing profits at any cost. Yay enshitification!

BEHOLD! HIS GIRTH LIGHTS THE WORLD!

Mmmm, pâté. Didn’t even need a funnel or corn!

Mmmm, geese…

Are you going to 3d print slip-on penises for the switch portion in every room of your house?

This time instead of an ear diaper, they’ll just wear adult diapers on the outside of their clothes. Heartfelt tribute I tell ya…