That’s not a parasite, that’s my wingman.

American.

Yeah, has been for about the last ten thousands years. That’s why we’re all here.

I’m a bit confused on the whole high street thing. Surely it’s decaying because no one is using it, because it’s cheaper and more convenient to do it online or at a supermarket?

In which case wouldn’t throwing money at various assortments of charity shops, galleries, tea rooms be a waste of taxpayers money anyway?

Nah, that’s a bath bomb.

And there will still be developers who insist it should be in dark mode.

Very Angry Gorillas, Various Amused Geriatrics, Etc

The potential danger in the bobsleigh events makes it way more thrilling to watch than anything in the summer olympics.

I say, is that a pen in your pocket….

Why the hell did you name your kid codpiece?

Don’t call me Winky Face.

Are they pulling out?

They’ve forgotten to leave room for GB News and Daily Mail stickers.

They’ll still have FM radios and fresh printed copies of yesterdays news.

The flip side of this is the actually find out what people want to watch and when, and can spend budget accordingly.

It feels like you should have some kind of achievement badge for that.

That’s a lesson straight from Trumps Office of Made Up Statistics.

That cow looks like it’s been on ozempic.

Don’t the swedes see prison as a means of rehabilitation? If so, this could be a legal way of getting them away from danger and out of future trouble.

“I really do enjoy creaming up a mucky tart, you should try it at home”.