Spend $1mil to change someone’s life forever for the better: Republicans heads explode with rage.

Spend $1mil to punish someone, ruining their life: Republicans cheer.

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Healthcare? God no. Here’s concentration camps instead…

'murica…

This is familiar, I’m almost positive this already came up in the news “recently” as in the last year maybe 2. Interesting to see it actually in the files. I don’t remember if it was the limo driver who came forward or what but I know I’ve read about this. The driver said something about wanting to stop the limo and beat his ass.

I feel even worse knowing that aside from being a depressed loser I’m also a coward.

They had the courage to go and dickpress that button. Takes balls to dickpress a button.

They’re just too advanced for us, they already have “wireless” cooling technology.

“Donald Trump has stated that the culprit, known Antifa ringleader 8 year old Billy Smith, will be forced to pay the cost of the operation and then will be publicly executed.”

Oof. You didn’t have to hit me baby one more time.

Hmmm… Seems the dolphins really were the smart ones after all, they went back.

So… The millions of jobs these “illegals” are doing don’t exist? If we’re deporting “millions” of them (but only the worst of the worst, so couldn’t be too many women and definitely not children) then that would be close to millions of jobs that now need to be replaced.

If we’re supposed to revise our expectations downwards then their jobs aren’t being staffed by “real” 'muricans after the “illegals” were kicked out… I guess the CEOs are putting their work gloves on and doing the work of millions? Makes sense, since they’re sooooo valuable apparently.

Find that fish that crawled out of the ocean and evolved into us and kick it back in. None of this is worth it, we might be happier as dolphins.

It’s mind boggling to me for a different reason, he has always had his cult locked in where he never dropped below 30something% no matter what he did. The fact that he actually lost some of the die hard “I’d forgive him for raping my daughter” croud is kinda wild.

That’s the average, I eat that for breakfast. My local deli has twice daily cheese shipments just to replace what I had for breakfast.

Nothing beats a sausage, egg, and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese on a toasted everything bagel.

Plastic inside

They’re making it REALLY hard to refute the “Jews run the world” conspiracy…

If Trump’s still alive in 3 years the Democrats will almost certainly say “It’s time look forward and not back” and let him and most of his ilk walk away completely unscathed.

I should have kept reading the comments, I replied to them with almost this exact thing. It sucks how we just know this is how the Democrats are going to act… If they aren’t already declared a terrorist organization by then.

As a Canadian, I cannot wait to watch the justice that will occur when this is all over.

HahahahahahahahhHhhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahAaaa…ughh…

Sorry, now I’m sad…

What we do here in America is Republicans shit all over everything, do whatever they want, and when Democrats take over they pull some “it’s time to look forward, not backward” bullshit, saying shit like “we need unity, we need to heal as a nation.”

Then they do fuck all about anything and Republicans just act worse the next time because they know there are no repercussions. :(

Along with the “Coal Peace Prize”

All so Sam fucking Altman can cut off supply to his competition, just trying to get even more wealthy… Scumbag…

My coworker with sick days: I don’t want to waste them, I want to go on a month vacation so I’m coming in sick and getting you all sick.