I legit don’t know… does being a dragon in another world count as a job? If not I’m as employed as I am in real life.

A lawyer that runs a bowling alley.

Zootopia 2 (movie): cop. Trigger (Korean drama series): also cop. …Well shit.

I run a hotel in hell.

Bush league hockey coach

Yautja runt hunter. Seems like a tough life.

I’m a Fry Cook…despite really wanting to be the manager of the Krusty Krab 2.

I’m a jewel thief!

Guess I’m a doctor/medical director

I knew my addiction to medical dramas would one day pay off

Physics professor

Pirate Captain

Oh my God. What the hell. I can’t command a starship. OH MY GOD IS THAT THE BORG!

I am… The Last Dragon.

I now work for a secret UK government department tasked with managing all sorts of magic trouble and transdimensional incusions. I ended up here, because i was “drafted” when I almost leveled Wolverhampton when i developed an unadvisable new(to me) kind of software algorithm. This is because Magic is acutally a branch of Mathematics, and after a couple years working at the Laundry, i am quite an acomplished Computational Daemonologist. Also possessed by … but lets not skip ahead too much. all in good time.