No but I worked at a supermarket deli when I was younger and we had a customer walk up and take one of those decorative fake rubber grapes off the vine and pop it in his mouth.
He visibly made a face but quickly tried to conceal it and walk away with what was left of his pride.
From the pilot episode of The Orville:
Captain Mercer: “Can I have one of these mints?” puts one in his mouth
Admiral Halsey: “Those are marbles.”
Mercer: spits it across the room
Man, I enjoyed The Orville far more than I thought I would.
If people want to waste their drastically over priced food I’ll happily finish that shit. If people want to look at me weird for both saving myself money and stopping perfectly good food from being put in the bin, that’s on them, they are the idiots from where I’m standing!
I wish I was so unafraid of stranger cooties.
I hate food waste too
doing god’s work
