User:Carbonmonoxides

wikipedia's worst wikipuppy[1] (oh god i am so bad at this why can't i hyperlink to the wikipuppy page). i am the definition of accidental myspacey edits with the most social-media-esque user page you've ever seen (but i'm trying to fix it, i swear! but i really like userboxes, so).

note: my actual edits r in good grammar and good spelling please dont kill me in my sleep i love u wikipedians community

about me!

i'm an anglo-french (i know nothing about france except for what my dad's said) internet addict living in birmingham. i'm autistic. she/her or they/them pronouns, i'm a lesbian, and... that's kind of all you gotta know about my queer identity. despite having an online presence of the most obnoxious person ever, i am really involved in british politics and i (usually...) take it very seriously.

interests!

unfortunately i am a massive homestuck fan.

most of my "fandoms" (i hate calling them that, but hey, interwebs lingo i guess) are music-related stuff; think 'weird emo kid on myspace 15 yrs ago'; mcr, ptv, and whatever else fits in that genre. im also super into riot grrrl stuff, and for somebody who borderline acts like a furry online, im actually pretty fuckin' punk (trademark) when i'm not being terminally online.

i love MSI and talking to me puts you at chronic risk of me bringing random facts about the band into conversations for no reason.

for hobbies, i play bass, i roleplay (but that term kinda makes me cringe), i collect records and cds and random ass band posters that i find on ebay.

userboxes: political-ish

(also includes religious beliefs and other beliefs that don't belong in the 'interests' section.)

This user is sick and tired of religion hijacking the government, and wants separation of church and state in the UK.

BorisI say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?

OHH-H-h JER-em-y COR-byn.

This user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party

This user supports the Liberal Democrats.

This user will always remember Diana, Princess of Wales.

This user wished that Charles had not hurt the feelings of Diana.

KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

This user supports the people of Gibraltar's right to self-determination.

This user believes that the
responsible use of cannabidiol
should not be restricted.

This user loves and honors Our Lady, but does not worship her!

This user doesn't like Nazis.

This user thinks the copyright system infringes their human rights!

This user supports
Reproductive Freedom.

This user advocates the use of the death penalty for certain criminal offences.

This user knows that innocent people are killed by the death penalty and that you can't reverse death.

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user is pro-cannabis.

This user supports Julian Assange and Wikileaks.

This user supports the rights of women who want to be braless in public.

This user is a feminist

This user supports trans-inclusive gender equality.

This user opposes racism and admires Malcolm X and Martin Luther King.

This user is opposed to
political censorship.

This user thinks consensual adult prostitution/sex work should be legal and regulated for the safety and rights of sex workers and clients.

This user, while generally preferring non-violence, is not a pacifist.

This user supports United Kingdom's membership in NATO

This User is Queer/Lesbian and considers gay to be a compliment.

This user believes pornography imperils society and is too easily accessible over the Internet.

This user supports free access to contraceptives for all.

userboxes: babel

fi-1Tämä käyttäjä puhuu vähän suomea.

sco-2This brouker can contreibute wi a middlin level o Scots.

fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.

tok-4mi sona pi pona wawa e toki pona.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

userboxes: interests

get ready for the most painful spam of interest-related ubxs ever. this part is way less of a wikipedian profile and way more of a personal archive...

Art-2This user is at an intermediate level of art appreciation. In other words, this user "really likes the colors!"

This user likes and designs Ambigram.

This user likes Horror Movies.

This user prefers HD DVD over Blu-ray Disc

This user is a bibliophile.

This user's favourite novel is House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski.

This user is interested in Gothic literature.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user enjoys reading Biographies.

This user believes that
guns are for wimps.
Throw an axe instead.

This user acknowledges that John F. Kennedy was martyred at the hands of the CIA, and trusts the Warren Commission as far as it might be thrown.

This user supports local music

This user is a Songwriter

This user enjoys listening to music.

This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.

This user is interested in locks and canals.

This user is interested in Cartography.

BkThis user understands that black isn't a colour, but favours it nevertheless.

This user reads Dark Horse Comics .

♋THIS USER IS A FAN OF HOMESTUCK.

This user plays osu!

This user is a fan of the MOTHER series.

This user plays on 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft.

	This user believes the cake is NOT a lie, but in fact tastes very good.

Believe them, this user is doing science and is still alive.

This user is interested in conspiracy theories but thinks lizards, UFOs and antisemitic theories are disinformation.

This user is interested in Criminology.

This user is interested in ghosts.

userboxes: interests pt2, music

(my music ubxs are more just a spam of cool artists than anything actually useful(?) to know about me, so i'm putting them all here.)

TBPThis user owns a copy of My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade.

PHMThis user owns a copy of Nine Inch Nails' Pretty Hate Machine.

IRThis user owns a copy of Radiohead's In Rainbows.

RTRThis user owns a copy of The Ramones' Rocket to Russia.

RTRThis user owns a copy of The Ramones' Road to Ruin.

RThis user owns a copy of The Ramones' first album.

EOTSThis user owns a copy of Blink-182's Enema of the State.

UPThis user owns a copy of Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures.

QueenThis user owns a copy of Queen II.

MC
AT
ISThis user owns a copy of The Smashing Pumpkins' Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.

STAThis user owns a copy of System of a Down's Steal This Album!.

This user supports women in music.

This user loves vinyl records.

This user's album of the year of 2023 is Floral Green

This user is In Rainbows.

MCRThis user is a My Chemical Romance fan.

MCRThis user does not like My Chemical Romance.

MBVWhen this user looks at you, oh, they don't know what's real.

This user is a fan of
BABYMETAL. Kitsune up!

This user listens to Car Seat Headrest.

No img till further notice, sryThis user wants everyone to know that Coheed & Cambria is not emo and everyone should make sure they are never classified as emo.

This user is a MEGA FAN of Cobra Starship.

DEVO"Q: Are we not men? A: "We are DEVO!"

DIOYYDoes This Userbox Offend You, Yeah?

FOBThis user wants these words to make things right, but it's the wrongs that make the words come to life.

This user don't use jelly.

This user can hear the thunder.

Despite what people say about Courtney Love, this user knows Hole was a great band.

JDThis user knows that love will tear us apart again.

This user made a hole with a gun perpindicular, showing the home of the one this was written for.

This user would like to know if you want a banana?

PATDThis user panics at the disco.

userboxes: memes

(that don't fit into the other sections.)

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

PPPThis user has found the source of the ticking noise and is uncomfortable reading this message, as are you!!!

ALL HOPE ABANDON YE
WHO ENTER HERE

This user may suffer from
Compulsive Wikipedia Editing Syndrome.
WikiProject Editor Retention can help

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

Get Your Nerd On!

Hyperbole is destroying the Earth!

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

Hh

meowThis user sometimes adds a "meow" at the end of their sentences, meow.

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This user may vandalize their own userpage.

This user is an
arachno communist.

This user does not get the above userbox, but put it on their userpage anyway because they like it.

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This user is an expert in Nothing
Do not trust this user in any topic!

This user has never been to Fucking Austria

This user is dead and their ghost contributes to Wikipedia

This user has been
meaning to join the
Procrastinators' Club
for several years.

Main page
deletedThis user wishes to become an admin to delete the main page.

This user likes stupid signs

References [ edit ]

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1. ^ Dude trust me

Graphic design is my passion

userboxes: general info

This user lives in Birmingham.

This user is of English ancestry.

This user is of French ancestry.

This user is of Finnish ancestry.

ISFPThis user has an ISFP
Myers–Briggs Type Indicator

E4This user is an Enneagram Type 4

This user is a contributor at
Find a Grave.

userboxes: wikiprojects + wikipedian info

This user participates in
WikiProject England.

This user is a translator and proofreader from English to Scots on Wikipedia:Translate us.

userboxes: health conditions

this is the last section of userboxes, thank god. i am so sorry for my chronic need for everything to be organised in sections, including my userboxes, apparently.

note: you don't have to read this by any means. i am professionally diagnosed; this isn't me flexing them or anything, this is just so you know what kind of first-hand experience and expertise i have if i contribute to any articles of the following:

C-PTSDThis user has Complex post-traumatic stress disorder.

HYPOThis user is a Hypochondriac.

This user is Autistic.

EDNOSThis user has eating disorder not otherwise specified.

PSYThis user lives with episodes of psychosis.

This user suffers from Trichotillomania.

SI	This user is a recovering self-injurer.