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How the world looks to someone with severe video game addiction.

Video game addiction (VGA), also referred to as gaming disorder by the WHO, is the common term given to the phenomenon whereby an individual becomes mentally reliant on video games. The condition is characterised by the individual's tendency to believe that computer games actully are 'real life' and vice versa. This can have varied consequences, ranging from the incredibly violent to the clinically insane depending upon the video game and individual in question.

As of December 2020, it has been reported that searching "video game a", the phrase "video game addiction" appears near or at the top, suggesting that video game addiction is becoming increasingly common. (Full article...)

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Screenshot of Internet.

Internet is a MMORPG played on a heavily modified text adventure engine. It is the second game in the Really Big-Ass Networks series. With over 1 billion players, Internet is the most popular MMORPG, easily beating stupid shit like Run-Escape.

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Through Internet's text description-based technology, players can create any character they want. Many players use this feature to create characters that would be considered absurd by real life standards. The average Internet character has some impressive stats:

  • IQ: 251
  • Max bench press: 932 pounds
  • Death rate: 4 characters per decade
  • Penis: Blue Whale
  • Favourite kids' TV programme: Pob suck balls…
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'…'you are living inside a real-life RPG. Grab those potions my friend and let's move through that field, shall we?
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…the Blue Screen of Death is a multi award-winning game first developed in 1995 by Microsoft.
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