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February 26: Famous Last Words Day
- 323 BC - “You assholes better not split up my Empire right after I die.” – Alexander the Great
- 1642 - “Sticking up for your beliefs ain't worth it kids.” – Galileo Galilei
- 1900 - “I should probably say something clever and biting yet also moving and oh shit my spleen.” – Oscar Wilde
- 1945 - “I can't move my legs, oh God I can't move my legs! Nah, I'm just fucking with you.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
- 1955 - “Oh Scheiße, meine windel ist voll! Oh Gott, ich spüre, wie die wässrigen Poop-Flüssigkeiten meine hose hinunterrinnen.” – Albert Einstein
- 1963 - “Feels kinda stuffy, let's take down the roof of the car, will ya?” – John F. Kennedy
- 1968 - “Maybe there's still hope for white people after all.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
- 1994 - “I still don't get why they called me tricky dick. My name's Richard, not tricky.” – Richard Nixon
- 2001 - “Goddamnit, maybe that seatbelt was a good idea after all.” – Dale Earnhardt