UnNews:Cave painting rocks scientific world

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Last Sunday, in a yet undisclosed location in southern France, cave explorers found a prehistoric site of unprecedented significance to the science of cavemanship. The outstanding feature of the site is a cave with a mystical painting on its wall - dubbed as the Puzzle of the Rock. It depicts an enigmatic figure of a man, with a club in his hand, and a horse ready to be mounted. Experts of rivalling universities are flocking to the site and debating its relevance and meaning. UnNews was able to obtain and publish a photograph of the painting.

The nature of the animal and its relation to the depicted human is a matter of heated discussion among specialists. "To me, there cannot be any doubt that the man means to hunt the animal. His erect posture, the size of the weapon, everything points to the direction", says Professor Angus McGeooghan of some university in Scotland. "It is simply wrong to assume the horse to be domesticated. That did not happen until around the year 2500 B.C., when the protein supply from such slow animals as the turtle started growing low. To claim anything else would be unprofessional."

Yesterday, a nameless archeologist of some stature claimed the painting dates back to ----- when the horse hadn't been tamed yet, and added there had to be something more than the mind can understand in the painting "Some say this image is a strong indication that taming of horses for domestic purposes began much earlier than assumed up to now." "Others point out that the attitide of the caveman clearly shows his intent to hunt the animal." A well-known specialist of cave paintings gives us his opinion: the erect stature of the hunter and his large club clearly give raise to doubts about the date, although the radiocarbon method clearly gives the date as ----------

The history of clubbing needs to be rewritten

they don't want to discuss the possibility of this being Homo Erectus

some date it as late as 1000 B.C. when such enormous weapons were still fashionable Cavemanologists are particularly fascinated with the outline of the hunter's weapon they feel such a huge one would be in the way when mounting a galloping horse

for instance, talk about the huge talent of the painter, the enormous amount of work, the erect posture of the hunter hunting techniques, animal features

the seed of something maybe the huge work of reconstructing the painting

the club of the hunter how he's preparing to spear the beast aha, the literalist appears ... what if we start it very business-like and then get sucked in the vortex of almost mentioning the penis in every sentence? Whorse hisperer we could counter the homo erectus with other homo sorts like homo cavemanensis "What if the mystical hunter figure is a primitive whorse hisperer? homo hippophilos

Laszlo Buszek from hungary is the hisperer

Madeleine Ballright comes to mind she is Canadian

Angus McGeooghan pronounced Mickiehan

"This article has been released by the Commission for Clean Language in Science. Please keep it away and refrain from using four-letter words, or five-letter words for that matter, or the P word or the D word and such. Thanks." forced to write the article should be "keep it that way" the higly questionable find the unclear radiocarbon method

the alleged ancestor of H...Sapiens, H.... E....

we could cite it as a scientific source Conservapedia! we have to print the dirty comments of these questionable scientists