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{{Q|It’s sad that there are too many gentlemen and there are just not enough ladies.|Oscar Wilde|Fucking}}
{{Q|Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!|Eric Cartman|Fucking}}
{{Q| What's the matter with you, Phillip? It's the last fucking verse!|John Lennon|Fucking}}
{{Q| Finally, some good Fucking food!| Gordon Ramsay|the local Fucking cuisine}}
'''Fucking''' is a small village in [[Austria]] in the municipality of Tarsdorf (Austrian for "fuckface"). It is named after the medieval scholar Heinrich Fucking. The village of Fucking, as opposed to the act thereof, has held its name since at least 1070. Other than its name, the village is pretty fucking unremarkable. What follows is an attempt to make it sound interesting.

{{Wikipedia|Fugging, Upper Austria|Fucking}}

==The Fucking sign getting stolen==
{{Q|We should invade this country, kill their leaders, and convert their town names to something more decent and Christian.|[[Ann Coulter]]}}
[[File:XD.jpg|right|175px|thumb|The in-fucking-famous sign.]]
Fucking's most famous feature is a [[traffic sign]] which displays the town's name both proudly and seriously.  Many English-speaking tourists can’t resist having their photographs taken <s>fucking</s> standing beside the notable sign.  It was often stolen by Fuckheads from English-speaking countries, and significant public funds were spent on replacing stolen signs. 

Spoilsports from that town had the sign embedded in a [[cunt]].  No! That wouldn’t be spoilsportish.  They had the sign embedded in concrete.  Determined thieves still manage to remove that [[Fuck]]ing sign from time to time.  

In a fiscal report of 2003 (the last year for which figures are available), the town made €32,981 in photo fees - remarkable because the town only charges €2.00 per photo. However, the town spent €48,250 to replace stolen Fucking signs. A campaign, "[[Self Promotion|Fuck off, English dickheads]]", failed to address the problem.

In 2004, because of the theft and the embarrassment over the name, a vote was held on changing the name, but the town's residents voted against this act. This vote was inappropriately reported in an English tabloid as "Austrians vote to keep Fucking."

==Fucking - fun for the whole family==

{{Q|Excuse me, could you tell me where the Fucking church is?|A newly arrived [[priest]] questioning a local resident|}}

[[File:Fucking_genius.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Fucking: Please not so fast! No, this is not a made up sign]]

Fucking hell, there's a fucking place called Fucking, what the fuck? Hong Lee Fuckface (Hans Fuckface), a long-time resident of Fucking, and a devil in the fucking sack, reports:

*"We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it fucking well is. After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years, and the other kind of fucking (as in sex, you dick head) has existed for longer. You fucking English people like a joke, no? well fuck you! It is pronounced "fooking". Who cares? I prefer fucking."

More fucking philosophically, he muses like the fuck that he is:

*"Fucking has been here for so long that it would be a shame to consign it to the past. The popularity of Fucking has often left Fucking shopkeepers in an embarrassing position: 'Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking. Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no Fucking postcards."

Local Fucking guide Andreas Behmuller said that each nationality had its own priority when visiting Austria. 

*"The fucking Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg. Fucking Italians and Russians always celebrate a Fucking New Year here. Every American seems to care only about The Fucking Sound of Music (filmed around Salzburg in 1965). The occasional Fucking Japanese wants to see Hitler's birthplace in Braunau, which is a Fucking piece of shit, by the way !. But for the British, it's all about Fucking, just like ya mum."

===Fucking Administration===

[[File:39355240 oyster203.jpg|thumb|[[Oyster card]]: Not used in fucking]]

On the theft of the Fucking sign, the Fucking Mayor says:

*"What they are, I am not at liberty to disclose, but we will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed. It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile."

As an example, he points to the article on Uncyclopedia. Recently several residents have taken issue with the administration. One resident reports:

*"I've had enough of the administration. It's rife with corruption and debauchery; it's fucking useless."

Sex scandals have undermined the administration's attempts at presenting a clean image.

===World-Class Fucking===
{{Q|I shall travel around the world to get my cunt fucked.|As Chun Li saw Blanka doing fellatio on himself and Dhalsim penetrated 10 girls from behind with his long dick on the Street Fighter II version world map}}

More Fucking interesting facts about Fucking:

*Fucking was recently voted as the world's most livable town - by university students.
*The German town, "Wedding", is about an hour away. You should go there first.
*Sucking is the next best thing to Fucking.
*Fucking has a sister city, which is called Effingham, [[Illinois]]. The town is also known as Fuckingham.
*Although [[Jimbo Wales]] may be gay, he is certainly a [[motherfucker]].

==Fucking in the English language==
In the English Language, ''Fucking'' is heavily used particularly as a form of greeting. In fact when someone uses such a word when greeting you, it can only happen if they are truly close to you and has grown to trust you enough to say such a word. Examples are:

*"[[Fuck off]]"
*"What the Fuck?"
*"He's a Fucking Fuckface"
*"Fuck me please, don't stop!"
*"Hey, you want a Fuck?"
*"What Fucking arsehole did this?"

It is also considered as the most famous [[Fuck|4-letter word]] you can use when you crash your car or get demoted by your boss. Or even when you find out [[Slut|your wife cheated on you]].

==Phun Phucking Phacts==

*Although it is possible for two people to fuck, we all know [[you]] aren't going to do that anytime soon. 
*You can't get pregnant from fucking someone anally, but it's fun to try anyway.
*Fucking is the number-one cure for virginity and other sexual illnesses; such as Lack of Fucking, being Fuckless, remaining Unfucked, being Underfucked, etc. but not for illnesses such as being Overfucked, having Sluttitus or just general sluttiness.
*The word 'Fuck' is used most frequently in life-threatening situations.
*Your parents fucked atleast once, and that's what they did to make [[you]].
*People are unsure if the word 'Fuck' is only in the Bible twice or two-hundred times, depending on which version you read.

===That 4-Letter Word===
Often people admire such a word that they call it 'that 4 letter word' instead.
*We are too diplomatic to say it: FUCK
*We are not old enough to understand it: FUCK
*We ought not to be that close: FUCK
*We've actually done it and shouldn't expose the secret: FUCK
*It's too fucking good to let the world know: FUCK

==The Death of 'Fugging'==
The name "Fugging" was recently relieved of duty when the mayor of Fucking switched the name back from 'Fugging' to 'Fucking'.

== See also ==
*[[Fuck|F*ck]]

[[Category:Fucking]]
[[Category:Self-reference]]
[[Category:Strange Place Names]]

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