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Vincent

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I have an orange cat named Vincent, he is really stupid. Like, that's not even an exaggeration, the amount of times he has missed the box and defecated on the stone floor is insane. As a responsible and compassionate cat owner I obviously cannot, defenstrate the little guy at the slightest offence but it goes without saying that I have dreamt of doing it on numerous occasions:

 
My stupid cat

Vincent's close encounters with the defenstration kind:

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  1. Vincent took a movement on a bed
  2. Vincent took a movement on a couch cushion
  3. Vincent took a movement 1 decimeter outside the litterbox
  4. Vincent took a movement on a bed
  5. Vincent missed the litterbox (again)

Why I keep him:

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See picture.