Sorry guys, but I have to say this. In Iran we are facing a lot of pain, our future is absolute darkness. The regime has killed more of our people than any foreign attack. The regime has apocalyptic thoughts and will attack Israel as soon as it builds a nuclear weapon.
Please be our voice.
Hoping for better days all over the world.

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Four decades oppression of women in Iran.

Please Be our voice.

FuckYou Google. I don't understand. I'm an Iranian, so what? Can I make a nuclear weapon with Android, am i?

back off guys. Android Studio is fucking

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- you have A Problem
- Regex is the solution
- now you have 2 Problems

It goes back two years ago, i was writing web crawlers with scrapy. i don't remember how long i worked, but i think it took a full day

why: because, web crawling is so much fun and also i was young and stupid

The Fucking "VIM" $)

Fact :)

Part of an honest interview :

- What is your biggest weakness?
+ Triceps femoris muscles

- Why do you want this job?
+ Earning money to buy food so that I don't die of hunger.

- How do you handle pressure?
+ By shouting the word fuck

- What are your goals?
+ Have a cheek in bed every night.

- We will be in touch.
+ you never call, do you?

that's true.

old but funny ...

I'm a boy, and i falling love with my new profile avatar.
i wish i could find a girlfriend like this.

Good one😂

how to code with no bugs(99%).
it's like a bug condom.

I love debugging, actually i coding for debugging, if i honest with you i living for debugging

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What unusual things have you been asked to do so far?

Funny😂😂😂

no if clients replace first

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I'm a wizard!

Whatever I do, I can not change the situation.
What do you suggest? (I am very weak socially)

specially full stack developers

that's fucking true

worse than WhatsApp in the world ???

yes, totally yes its WhatsApp desktop edition
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hey Mark, everything is fine,
Come oooooout man, everything is back online
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(Unfortunately, Mark is went insane after the failure 😭😭😭)

hey guys what do you think about MR.ROBOT serial? how much its close to reality? you recommend or not? actually i'm not a series fan but i like to taste.

back-end guys!
when their trying to center a element using css!!!
it's a shame.

Damn life.
Life is very hard.
Social relationships are very difficult.
I am so lonely.
Not friendship.
Not a girlfriend.
All I have is my laptop.
My only companion is a laptop.
The only person sitting on my feet is my laptop.

Well, I'm a programmer, so what?
What kind of person am I?
What is the purpose of my creation?