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1) Malaysians exhibit peculiar behaviors and idiosyncrasies both positive and negative. Positively, Malaysians are charming, caring, sensitive, and able to compromise. However, on the roads Malaysians can become rude, selfish, dangerous bullies who endanger others. 2) Malaysians have complex behaviors around food where they enjoy eating huge quantities of food but also struggle with issues like obesity. Malaysians also have love of shopping, spending, and setting records. 3) Ultimately these quirks and behaviors both good and bad are what make Malaysians uniquely Malaysian and unite the country as one.

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New Choral Speaking Script

1) Malaysians exhibit peculiar behaviors and idiosyncrasies both positive and negative. Positively, Malaysians are charming, caring, sensitive, and able to compromise. However, on the roads Malaysians can become rude, selfish, dangerous bullies who endanger others. 2) Malaysians have complex behaviors around food where they enjoy eating huge quantities of food but also struggle with issues like obesity. Malaysians also have love of shopping, spending, and setting records. 3) Ultimately these quirks and behaviors both good and bad are what make Malaysians uniquely Malaysian and unite the country as one.

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( all ) A very good morning we bid to the ( all)) Honourable judges, ladies and gentlemen ( all)) Let us entertain

you with our ( all)) Strange, yet hillarious tales ( all)) About Malaysians (pause) ( all ( ( all ( ( all ( all ( all ) Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians ) Huh? What's that? ) Little personal behaviors or nature ) Peculiar to Malaysians ) Funny but it's true!!! ) That these observations we make ) Can be about YOU!!! (pause) ( all ) Malaysians by large ooze charm and care ( all ) Sensitive and mature ( all ) We compromise ( all ) And we share ( all ) But why is it?! ( all ) Malaysians, when on the road ( all ) Mutate into monsters! (line 1) Rude ... (line 2) Selfish ... (line 3) Dangerous ... ( ) Racing taxis, noisy cars ( ) Rushing here, rushing there

( all ( all ( all ( all ( all

) Rushing here and everywhere! ) Immature road bullies ) Who smash windscreens and bones ) While hooting honking drivers ) Impatiently groan

( ) BEEP! BEEP! Eh! I signaled what! ( ) Signal your own side lah! My car my space what! ( ) Oh, dear! Is this Malaysia? ( ) Look at how they speak! ( all ) Sshhhhh !!!!! ( all ) We have drivers ( all ) Who turn highways into Formula One track ( baihaqi ) Hey, guys! ( baihaqi ) I am better than Michael Shumacher! ( all ) Boooo. (pause) ( all ) We have motorcyclist ( all ) Who zig zag their way to death ( all ) Vroom ~ ~ Vroom ~ ~ ( all ) Motorists suddenly slow down ( all ) Necks outstretch ( all ) Eyes affixed (anis) ACCIDENT ~ ~ ACCIDENT ~ ~ (anis) Eh, somebody call the ambulance! ( ) Wah, accident ah? ( ) Eh, go buy toto and magnum! ( ) 5 big 5 small, 9394 ar ... ( all ) We ask ourselves, what for? ( all ) Just to note the number plate for a digit win

(pause) ( all ) Public toilets ( all ) Can't live with them ( all ) Yucks! ( all ) Can't live without them ( ) I think I'm gonna poop! ( ) Mummy, mummy! Do you want me to sit or stand on the toilet seat? ( ) No, no, darling! At home you seat, outside you stand! ( all ) Malaysians are unclear ( all ) About what goes into where ( all ) A peep into public toilets (saifudin) AAHHHHH!!!! ( all ) Confirm your worst nightmare (pause) ( all ( all ( all ( ( ( ( all ( all ( ( ( all ( all ( ( ) Malaysians ) We just love to eat ) Uummm ... ) We munch and crunch ) Chomp and chew ) Through a feast of food ) Check out the delicacies! ) We have ) The spiciest ) The sweetest ) Most sour ) And most bitter of food ) Nasi lemak ) Chappati

( ( ( ( all ( all ( ( ( all ( all

) Char kuey teow ) Roti canai ) Satay ) Piling their plates with soooo much food ) Still, they come for more ) For more ) And more ) And MORE! ) Just to get their money's worth

( all ) The results ( all ) From size S to XXL ( all ) XXL to ... ( all ) You get the point? ( ) Obesity ( ) Diabetes ( ) Heart disease (doopdoop ~ ~ doopdoop ~ ~ tooooot ~~~~) ( all ) But then ( all ) Everywhere we look we see ( all ) Diet pills ( all ) Surgeries ( all ) It doesn't make sense ( all ) Why don't we just exercise? (pause) ( all ) There's a time in the year ( all ) Where Malaysians behave a little strange ( all ) Yesss! The sales are here! (laila) MEGASALES!!! ( all ) Yeay!!! ( ) Buy 2 get 1 free! ( ) Shop until you drop!

( ) Run out of money? ( ) Not to worry! ( all ) We have (aqil ) American Express (amelia) Visa Card (intan) Master card ( ) One for every occasion! ( ) Spend, spend, spend ( ) Bills, bills, bills ( ) Enjoy now ( all ) Regret later (pause) ( all ( all ( all ( all ( all ( ( all ( ( all ( ( all ( ( all ( ( ( ( ( ( ) Malaysians have a complex that ) Much is more ) Bigger is better ) Taller is terrific! ) Thus, we have ) The tallest Twin Towers ) Wow!!! ) The longest canopy walking ) Really?!!! ) The largest cooking contest ) Nyum nyum ) The biggest mooncake ) ~ Gasp ~ ) Wait! ) Not forgetting the number of trees planted ) A hundred thousand trees a minute ) See, we have them all ) If we cannot make it ) To the Guiness Book of Records

( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( all

) The Malaysian Book of Records will do, thank you! ) Having heard our view ) Won't you say ) Malaysians are ) Peculiar in their nature and behavior? ) However ) These idiosyncrasies ) For better or worse ) In sickness and in health ) Mark us as Malaysians ) As we stamp our identity ) That makes us ) The awesome ) Malaysian Malaysian! ) One heart ) One nation ) 1 Malaysia!!!

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