Narrator – aayush

Shresth- shresth

Guest – 1 : shefali

Guest-2: Nikhil Rana

Person-1: pushkar

rson-2: kartik

Person-3: kriti

Audience lines : sparsh

2 security

1 fan

1 hawa
Assembly script

TITLE -

Scene opens – Scene – 1

Presenting before you all, swasth bharat Brought to you by channel parso tak.(news tv
bg music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYI53z80jtw )

Shresth comes in and greets everyone (kendrik lamar entry

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uCW29qNEwsE )

Shresth: - Ki haal chaal sasriyakaal Mai hu aapka host Shresth aur swaagat krta hu humare
channel parso tk me

Shresth: Aaj kl sb bdo ki pareshaaniyo ke baare me hi baat krte h ki kitni toxic unki lives
unki health ke liye bnte jaa rhi h.
Lekin baccho ka kya?? No one talks about their “serious problems.”
Duniya me sbse jyada struggle wo hi to kr rhe h.
How hard it is for them to lie and make excuses for not doing homework.
How depressing it is to wake up early five days a week , just to enjoy weekend that barely
lasts two days- five days of work, ye mzaak ho rha h kya??

Today we welcome 2 guests to enlighten us all about this.

(Guest - 1 enters the stage)

Aayush: Shefali is a highly esteemed educationist, motivationist. He/She is a visionary who

will enlighten everyone about the physical and mental health balance.

Shresth: We are pleased to welcome you, sir/maam.(weird laugh) uwhahahahahahhhh

Shefali: Thann-

(, guest2 interupts in between when Shresth and guest 1 are shaking hands)

Nikhil Rana enters

Nikhil Rana : Namaskar deviyo aur sajjano

Aaj kal hume roz kisi bhi cheez ko na karne ke acche se bahane hi nahi milte, lekin wahi pe
hum aur humari research aapke kaam ayenge.
Shefali: what research?

Nikhil Rana : har cheez ke naye naye excuses ki research. Aap sab ko pta hai?
Main yaha pe aya zarur hu, lekin mere peeche meri poori team full time work Kar rahi hai.
Humlog bht hi unique research karte hai jiske kaaran log hume bulate hai “THE EXCUSE
CLUB”.

Shresth: Well well, we are honored to have you both. Please baithiye na.

SCENE-2:

Aayush: this is a case of a physically deprived child

Shresth: well lets come to the important part. Humare audience me se koi apni
problems humare guests se share krna chahenge??

Pushkar: (raises hand and stand), sir mam , meri life me bht problems hai , jiski
wajah se mujhe ghr pe rehna pasand hai , par mere ghar wale mujhe bahar nilkal
dete hai ,( says this in a voice like he’s gona cry)

Nikhil Rana : kaisi problems?

Shefali: he looks soo weak , maybe his main problem is his physique.

Pushkar:sir ab mai kha se shuru kru .

Someone in Audience: bhai shuru se shuru kr

Pushkar: mam , mujhe bachpan se koi bhi sport nahi psnd , mai koi bhi sport
nahi khelta . aur na hi mujhe padhna psnd hai .

Shefali: to phir krte kya ho .

Pushkar: sir , mai sota rehta hu , mere liye wo bht jaruri hai, mujhe , shaktiman
banke , aliens se earth ko bachana hota hai.

Nikhil Rana : aur jab uthte ho phir?

Pushkar: fir mai video games me aliens ko khtm krta hu .

Shefali: tumne problem chiz ka matlab nahi pta kya ? koi acchi si problem btao,
ghr se bahar jab nilate ho ?

Pushkar: mujhe ghar se bahar nikalte hi apne sath le chlti hai , mai ruk hi nahi
pta aur bht thak jata hu.

Audience : hum kaise maan le , ki tu hawa ke sath ud jata hai?

Pushkar: dekha vishwas nahi hua na, mai app sabko dikata hu.(Pushkar: dekha
vishwas nahi hua na, mai app sabko dikata hu.(this he says while coming to
center and says this facing to the school)

(Shresth turn’s on the fan https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HxMhGS763Jo .

and hawa takes him here and there back stage ( music plays )

Then hawa takes him back stage.)

Scene 3: academically obsessed student

a scene of A child , who is extremely good in his studies, is so good that he now suffers from
mental issues due to anxiety, stress and pressure

Kartik: Sir, mujhe padhai karne ke liye bahane chahiye, mere ghar wale mujhe itna padhne se
mana karte hai. Ab mai kaise padhun.

Nikhil Rana : Uhh what! Well iske liye mujhe new research open karni padegi.(starts
scrolling on his phone)

Shefali:tum padhai ke alawa kuch aur activities , hobbies ya kuch sports.

Kartik: Nahi maam , mai padhta hu, mujhe padhna hai, mere academics down ho gaye toh.

Shefali: See, par tumhe koi physical activity karne ke benefits pata hai? Kyuki mujhe tumhari
halat sahi nahi lgrahi

Kartik: Nahi maam, mai bs apna syllabus complete karta hu.

Nikhil Rana : Yeh research mein toh padhai krne ke liye bahane hi nahi hai!!! . So, you are a
special case huh!

Kartik: (starts shouting) Nahi sir mai bus padhta hu aur mujhe padhna hai. Mai kyu hu yaha
(starts yelling),mujhe ghr jake padhai krni hai!!!.

Shresth: security please take this person out of here .

security comes from backstage and take him backstage while he is still yelling "Nahi mujhe
padhna hai, mujhe padhai krni haiiii."

Scene 4: agrresive child

A very rude and mean child comes from backstage.

Kriti: Oh I'm late huh (watches the experts and Shresth's faces and bursts out laughing).

aweeehehhhehhahaha

Shefali: Don’t you have any manners?

Kriti: Ohh, nah. You know, like, my dad is a rich guy, and I don’t know why he had forced
me here to come for free.
Like, wouldn’t he be supposed to send me to a psychiatrist?

Shefali: What? Why would you go to a psychiatrist? What’s your case?

Kriti: Ohh, look you fellow person. Well, I am a basketball player and I just got expelled
from the state team “cz I only broke 2 or 3 girls legs” who were in the opposite team!

Nikhil Rana :whattt? Itne chhote bacche ko basketball team mein kisne
select kiya?

Kriti: Well I’m rich and that was my first and kinda last game!

Nikhil Rana : Ohh wow, well you should have seen me earlier, for I would have given you
excuses to cover up your actions because we are the excuse club. You are late.

Kriti: Excuses like what for example.

Nikhil Rana : You could have said,

Kriti: What?

Nikhil Rana : “Their aura clashed with my vibe”

or
“I was possessed by the spirit of an angry chiropractor.”

Kriti: Oh hello mister, what rubbish is this?

Nikhil Rana : this is not rubbish, this is the research of my team.

Kriti: Well then your team is more rubbish than your research and may I ask you how big is
your team?

Nikhil Rana : Well, my team and my research are all in my phone.

Audience: Can we all see it?

Nikhil Rana : Well, it's contained in the application “openAI”

Kriti: What the hell! That means all your publications are just copied work from an AI.

Audience: he’s a fraud !!!

(Everyone in the audience gets angry and stands up to beat him up.)
(Chasing begins.)

(Final explaination either by shefali or the Aayush)

Final Speech:

Shresth or Shefali steps forward, calming the audience down after the chaos.

"Ladies and gentlemen,

What we witnessed today might have brought a few laughs, but beneath the humor lies a
serious message. We saw three very different students, each battling their own struggles.

Person 1 is physically weak, not interested in studies or sports. His escape is sleep and video
games. What he needs is direction—gentle encouragement to explore movement, fresh air,
and maybe start with fun physical activities that don’t feel like exercise but bring the body to
life.

Person 2 is the opposite—brilliant in studies but so consumed by academics that he’s now
mentally overwhelmed. No physical movement, no breaks, no balance. His story reminds us
that even the sharpest minds need the support of a healthy body. A 20-minute walk or a short
game outside might do more for his performance than another hour of reading.

And then there’s Person 3—a rude, spoiled, and aggressive child, expelled for behavior
issues. Beneath the attitude is a lack of discipline and emotional control—qualities that sports
and structured physical activities can teach in abundance.

All three cases lead to one conclusion: Physical education is not just about sports. It’s
about mental health, emotional balance, discipline, teamwork, and building the stamina
to face life.

We often think physical activity is optional, especially when academics take center stage. But
in reality, physical education is the silent pillar that holds everything else together.

So, let’s stop treating it as a free period or a break. Let’s embrace it as essential.
Because a child who moves, plays, and sweats, Is
a child who grows, learns, and rests.
Strong in body, sharp in mind,
Balanced, focused, and genuinely kind.

Thank you."**