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imjobless.com is a humorous website designed for individuals embracing unemployment, offering sarcastic content and survival guides. The site features a 'Fortune Teller' that provides amusing fortunes related to non-productivity. It aims to create a light-hearted community for those who prefer leisure over traditional career paths.

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imjobless.com is a humorous website designed for individuals embracing unemployment, offering sarcastic content and survival guides. The site features a 'Fortune Teller' that provides amusing fortunes related to non-productivity. It aims to create a light-hearted community for those who prefer leisure over traditional career paths.

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Muhammad Haris Zohaib
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<!

DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>imjobless.com - The Premier Destination for Leisure Enthusiasts</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css">
</head>
<body>
<header>
<h1>imjobless.com</h1>
<p>Proudly Navigating the Path of Least Resistance</p>
<nav>
<ul>
<li><a href="index.html">Home</a></li>
<li><a href="jobless-of-the-week.html">Jobless of the Week</a></li>
<li><a href="sarcastic-tips.html">Sarcastic Tips</a></li>
<li><a href="survival-guides.html">Survival Guides</a></li>

<li><a href="contact.html">Contact Us</a></li>


<li><a href="privacy.html">Privacy Policy</a></li>
<li><a href="terms.html">Terms of Use</a></li>
<li><a href="about.html">About Us</a></li>
</ul>
</nav>
</header>

<main>
<div class="content-section">
<h2>Welcome, Fellow Professional Non-Participants!</h2>
<p>Are you tired of the daily grind? Do you find the concept of a
"career" utterly exhausting? Then you've come to the (probably) right place.</p>
<p>imjobless.com is your online sanctuary for navigating the glorious
world of unemployment with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a complete lack of
productivity.</p>

<h3>Your Daily Dose of (Non)Inspiration</h3>


<p>Feeling lost in the vast expanse of free time? Let our "Fortune
Teller" guide you with pearls of wisdom (or just random, mildly amusing
phrases).</p>

<button id="fortune-button">Click for Your Fortune</button>


<p id="fortune-text"></p>
</div>
</main>

<footer>
<p>&copy; 2025 imjobless.com - Probably Still Not Hiring</p>
</footer>

<script>
const fortuneButton = document.getElementById('fortune-button');
const fortuneText = document.getElementById('fortune-text');

const fortunes = [
"You will discover a hidden talent for competitive loafing.",
"An unexpected windfall of free time is coming your way.",
"Avoid all forms of productivity today; it's the right thing to do.",
"Your spirit animal is a sloth. Embrace it.",
"The stars predict a long nap in your immediate future.",
"Someone will ask you about your 'plans.' Respond with mystery.",
"Today is the perfect day to start that 'do nothing' project.",
"Success is measured in hours spent horizontal.",
"A stranger will offer you a job. Politely decline.",
"Your greatest contribution to society is your impeccable chill.",
"Your next brilliant idea will come to you during a daydream.",
"The most productive thing you'll do today is find the remote.",
"Embrace the glorious freedom of having no deadlines.",
"Your wallet may be light, but your spirit is free (and slightly
bored).",
"Remember, 'applied procrastination' is still a form of action.",
// Add even more of your witty fortunes here!
];

fortuneButton.addEventListener('click', () => {
const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * fortunes.length);
fortuneText.textContent = fortunes[randomIndex];
});
</script>
</body>
</html>

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